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Famous Oliver Markus Malloy Quotes
“It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually have any power.”
“So much of what we call Conventional Wisdom is complete bullshit.”
“Tribalism is the root of all wars.”
“If you like war, be a nationalist. If you like peace, be a citizen of the world.”
“Would three boobs be better than two?”
“Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?”
“It's hard to argue over money when a girl flashes you her pussy.”
“Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump.”
“You're either fascist, or you're anti-fascist. There is no inbetween.”
“Introverts think about more than just being introverts.”
“Being opposed to progress has always been the wrong side of history.”
“Trump got the Covid vaccine. Again. How stupid do you antivaxx MAGA dumbfucks feel right now?”
“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.”
“I'm an Epicurean hedonist. The meaning of life is to enjoy my life.”
“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.”
“Why is it so hard for many erotica authors to admit that erotica is porn? Everyone loves porn!”
“CPAC is Comic-Con for Nazis.”
“WTF is praying gonna do for Vegas? Apparently God likes mass shootings.”