Quotessence
Home / Topics / Assistants Quotes

Assistants Quotes

Browse 300 quotes about Assistants.

Related topics

IfsThinkingPeopleKnowsYearsFirstsCoachesWantJobsWayBigsManagersAssistant CoachesSaidDirectorsWellsFilmMeanMenNeedsTwoWantedWorldCamerasHouseLongPersonsSchoolUseActorsAttorneyCoachingDoeHelpingI CanMadeMotherSecretaryStillsDoneFeelsHomeLittlesMindOfficePhonesShopsShouldTryingUsed

Assistants Quotes

“Clarabelle...Clarabelle... You worked as Kenspeckle Grouse's assistant, did you not?' 'One of the. He fired all the others.' 'But not you?' 'He fired me on the second day, but I kept coming in. I had nowhere else to go.' 'And then you killed him.' 'Yes.' 'A Remnant squirmed inside you, and you killed Kenspeckle Grouse.' 'Yes.' Nye grinned. 'You're hired. But I have warn you, if you try to kill me, I will dissect you and sing along to your screams.' 'Can I have Mondays off?' 'You may.”

IfsTryingMayScreamMondayKill MeAssistantsRemnantsNye
Author:Derek Landy
Create image

“I intend to set up a thousand-year Reich and anyone who supports me in this battle is a fellow-fighter for a unique spiritual-I would say divine-creation... Rudolf Hess, my assistant of many years standing, would tell you: If we have such a leader, God is with us.”

IfsYearsSpiritualNationsLeaderSupportCreationDivineBattleThousandUniqueStandingFellowsFighterThousand YearsAssistantsSupport MeGod Is With Us
Book:Secret conversations with Hitler: the two newly-discovered 1931 interviews
Create image

“When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant, and you sort of get a list from her every day, and you do, you know, you run down the list, and it feels very much like a chore. And a lot of fathers live in kind of an avoidance. They sit on the toilet for several hours a day... Oh, honey, it took me 40 minutes to go to the post office... But once you become a dad without the mom there, you have to take it all on, and you sort of activate male skills that you didn't know you could apply to fatherhood.”

KnowsFeelsBigsRunningMotherFatherMinutesDadSkillsOfficeMalesListsPostsHoneyFatherhoodSighToiletsAvoidanceAssistantsChoresActivatePost OfficeDriveway
Author:Louis C. K.
Create image

“Singer and actress Gertrude Lawrence once overheard an assistant describing the beauty of a coat she knew she could never even dream of affording. Having ascertained the exact shop, coat and price, Ms. Lawrence returned from her lunch break wearing that coat, apparently in order to flaunt and emphasize her greater purchasing power and, by inference, her superior status.”

DreamOrderClassBreakGreaterActressesSingersSuperiorsShopsLunchCoatsDescribingAssistantsInferencePurchasingGertrudePurchasing PowerAffordingLunch Break
Author:Sheridan Morley
Create image

“When I was fifteen, I remember my mum taking me to the posh clothes shop on London Road to get my first grown-up coat. It was royal-blue and very adult, and I thought, Gosh, this is great! But when my mum said to the assistant, "What's the lowest price you'll take for this?" I nearly died of shame, and wanted to run away.”

FirstsSaidRunningWantedRememberClothesAdultsDiedShameBlueGuiltLondonShopsRunning AwayMumFifteenCoatsLowestRoyalAssistantsPoshRoyal Blue
Author:Cilla Black
Create image

“I remember a long, long day of filming and it took forever to get Kirk Douglas up on his cross. We played a terrible joke on him when, as he was safely installed, the assistant director called lunch and left him up there. He could have had the lot of us fired but he was very good about it. You have to have a sense of humor in this industry.”

LongRememberLeftForeverIndustryTerribleDirectorsJokesCrossesVery GoodSense Of HumorLunchAssistantsLong DayKirk
Author:Jean Simmons
Create image

“Smearing good people like Lauchlin Currie [former administrative assistant to President Roosevelt], Alger Hiss and others is, I think, unforgiveable... Anyone knowing Mr. Currie or Mr. Hiss, who are the two people whom I happen to know fairly well, would not need any denial on their part to know they are not Communists. Their records prove it.”

PeopleThinkingKnowsNeedsWellsTwoHappensPresidentKnowingRecordsProveFormerDenialCommunistGood PeopleAssistantsProve ItAdministrativePresident Roosevelt
Author:Eleanor Roosevelt
Create image

“With regard to the idea of whether you have a right to health care, you have to realize what that implies. It’s not an abstraction. I’m a physician. That means you have a right to come to my house and conscript me. It means you believe in slavery. It means that you’re going to enslave not only me, but the janitor at my hospital, the person who cleans my office, the assistants who work in my office, the nurses.”

BelieveMeanPersonsIdeasCarePoliticalHousePoliticsRealizingOfficeRegardSlaveryHealth CareHospitalsNursePhysiciansAbstractionAssistantsJanitor
Author:Rand Paul
Create image

“A friend of mine was married to an assistant church pastor who regularly beat her up. He was smart ?- he'd do it in a way that the bruises didn't show. For the longest time, she dealt with it. Who would believe the minister was a wife beater?! Meanwhile, my friend ? - An attorney! ? - Suffered in silence.”

WayBelieveShowsChurchSilenceWifeViolenceMinesMarriedSmartBeatsMy FriendsMinistersPastorDomestic ViolenceAttorneyAssistantsBruises
Author:Carolyn Maloney
Create image

“Crime in the city streets is more than a political issue. It's a too rampant fact.... In Indianapolis they have come up with a most sensible, affordable approach to the problem. Policemen are assigned their police patrol cars for personal use after hours. They are encouraged to use the police car while taking the family shopping, to the movies, and everywhere one takes one's family. As a result, says the Police Chief's assistant, we may have as many as 400 cars on the street instead of 100 or so per shift. [And] the presence of the police car obviously indicates the proximity of policemen.”

MayFactsUseProblemPoliticalEvilHoursResultsCitiesIssuesStreetsCarCrimeApproachPoliceCome UpChiefsShoppingSensiblePolicemenAffordableAssistantsProximityPolitical IssuesCity StreetsAfter HoursIndianapolisPolice Cars
Author:Malcolm Forbes
Create image

“Pasteur himself was absolutely fearless. Anxious to secure a sample of saliva straight from the jaws of a rabid dog, I once saw him with the glass tube held between his lips draw a few drops of the deadly saliva from the mouth of a rabid bull-dog, held on the table by two assistants, their hands protected by leather gloves.”

TwoHandsSawsDogDrawsMouthsTablesLipsGlassesSecureFearlessAnxiousProtectedBullsLeatherGlovesAssistantsTubesSampleSalivaPasteur
Book:The Story of San Michele
Create image