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“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”
“Always remember that the ocean delights in feeling your feet in her eternal bath.”
“If you go long enough without a bath, even the fleas will let you alone.”
“He looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath.”
“Wash your face every morning in a bath of praise.”
“I'm really old-fashioned. An Epsom salt bath, that's genuinely better than any massage.”
“I don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print.”
“I think best in a hot bath, with my head tilted back and my feet up high.”
“A bath and a tenderloin steak. Those are the high points of a man's life.”
“The negro has maintained his racial purity by his well known habit of avoiding baths”
“I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”