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“Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.”

Humor Funny Life Is Perspective Disease Sexually Terminal Terminal Disease

“Men Wanted for Dangerous Expedition: Low Wages for Long Hours of Arduous Labour under Brutal Conditions; Months of Continual Darkness and Extreme Cold; Great Risk to Life and Limb from Disease, Accidents and Other Hazards; Small Chance of Fame in Case of Success.”

“Astrology is not an art, it is a disease.”

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Author:Maimonides

“Despite a lifetime of service to the cause of sexual liberation, I have never caught venereal disease, which makes me feel rather like an Arctic explorer who has never had frostbite.”

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Author:Germaine Greer

“I want to do another reality show. It's based on The Mole. It's about sexually transmitted diseases. It's called "God, I Hope That's a Mole."”

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Author:Zach Galifianakis

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.”

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Book:Does Anybody Have a Problem with That?: The Best of Politically Incorrect

Source: Does Anybody Have a Problem with That?: The Best of Politically Incorrect

“There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother's age.”

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Author:Benjamin Spock

“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.”

Source: Mark Twain on Common Sense: Timeless Advice and Words of Wisdom from America's Most-Revered Humorist

“I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.”

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Book:Andy Warhol's exposures

Source: Andy Warhol's exposures

“If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes.”

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Author:Chuck Palahniuk

“The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases; one of its diseases is called man.”

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Author:Friedrich Nietzsche

“Life is a sexually transmitted disease.”

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Author:R. D. Laing

“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”

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Author:Steve Martin

“Old people have fewer diseases than the young, but their diseases never leave them.”

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Author:Hippocrates

“Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. Goddamn it Otto, you are an alcoholic. Goddamn it Otto, you have Lupus... one of those two doesn't sound right.”

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Author:Mitch Hedberg

“This is a youth-oriented society, and the joke is on them because youth is a disease from which we all recover.”

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Author:Dorothy Fuldheim

“Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious.”

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Author:Og Mandino

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