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“Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.”

Littles Two Done Bigs Food Cooking Classic Culinary Recipes Beef Ovens Roast Beef

Author:Gracie Allen

“Seems to me God made a big mistake when He failed to put handles on watermelons.”

Made Bigs Seems Mistake Food Handle Big Mistake

Book:The Ballad of Lucy Whipple

Source: The Ballad of Lucy Whipple

“When I develop my recipes I always look for ways to create what I call the Big Taste. While I enjoy eating simple grilled foods, what interests me when I cook are dishes with a taste that is fully dimensional.”

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Author:Paula Wolfert

“I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“I am not strict vegan, because I'm a hedonist pig. If I see a big chocolate cake that is made with eggs, I'll have it.”

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Author:Grace Slick

“Cookbooks hit you where you live. You want comfort; you want security; you want food; you want to not be hungry and not only do you want those basic things fixed, you want it done in a really nice, gentle way that makes you feel loved. That's a big desire, and cookbooks say to the person reading them, 'If you will read me, you will be able to do this for yourself and for others. You will make everybody feel better.'”

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Author:Laurie Colwin

“Indigestion: A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the Western Wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: 'Plenty well, no pray; big belly ache, heap God.'”

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Book:The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

Source: The Unabridged Devil's Dictionary

“I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it - after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.”

Thinking Bigs Given Can Do Company Food Cooking Bread Developing Culinary Vegetables Onions

Author:Robert Orben

“That's a big goal of mine, to try and grow as much of my own food as possible”

Trying Bigs Grows Goal My Own Food Mines Food Safety

Author:Daryl Hannah

“I use the word 'fat'. I use that word because that's what people are: they're fat. They're not bulky; they're not large, chunky, hefty or plump. And they're not big-boned. Dinosaurs were big-boned. These people are not overweight: this term somehow implies there is some correct weight... There is no correct weight. Heavy is also a misleading term. An aircraft carrier is heavy; it's not fat. Only people are fat, and that's what fat people are! They're fat !”

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Author:George Carlin

“You sit down at Katz's and you eat the big bowl of pickles and you're eating the pastrami sandwich, and halfway through you say to yourself, I should really wrap this up and save it for tomorrow. But the sandwich is calling you: Remember the taste you just had. So fatty. It's what you want. It's what you are! I've never gotten home from Katz's with a doggie bag in my hand. A pastrami sandwich at Katz's is what's bad and good about food. It's the sacred and the profane.”

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Author:Mario Batali

“Food was celebration, conversation, and nourishment. The table is where the big decisions of the family are made and all the arguing takes place.”

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Author:Adriana Trigiani

“Being American is to eat a lot of beef steak, and boy, we've got a lot more beef steak than any other country, and that's why you ought to be glad you're an American. And people have started looking at these big hunks of bloody meat on their plates, you know, and wondering what on earth they think they're doing.”

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Author:Kurt Vonnegut

“In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“I convinced him his luggage had gone to that big Bermuda Triangle in the sky.”

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Author:Erma Bombeck