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“I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

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Author:Steven Wright

“Dear America, I suppose we should introduce ourselves: We're South Louisiana...You probably already know that we talk funny and listen to strange music and eat things you'd probably hire an exterminator to get out of your yard. We dance even if there's no radio. We drink at funerals. We talk too much and laugh too loud and live too large and, frankly, we're suspicious of others who don't.”

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”

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Author:Oscar Wilde

“India is not, as people keep calling it, an underdeveloped country, but rather, in the context of its history and cultural heritage, a highly developed one in an advanced state of decay.”

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Book:Bookless In Baghdad

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“Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?”

Ifs Values Fundamentals Crowds Boring Funny But True Goofing Off

Author:Alyson Noel

“If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?”

Ifs Knows Persons Death Dies Died Funny But True

Book:When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

Source: When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?

“I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!”

Said Mother Asks Dad Worthy Adversaries Funny But True

Author:Eoin Colfer

“When a hunter is in a tree stand with high moral values and with the proper hunting ethics and richer for the experience, that hunter is 20 feet closer to God.”

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Author:Fred Bear

“Fear plays an interesting role in our lives. How dare we let it motivate us. How dare we let it into our decision-making, into our livelihoods, into our relationships. It's funny, isn't it? We take a day a year to dress up in costumes and celebrate fear.”

“To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.”

Humans Company Policy Forgiving Funny But True Err Is Human

Author:Lew Wasserman