Funny But True Quotes
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Funny But True Quotes
“Why is it so hard for many erotica authors to admit that erotica is porn? Everyone loves porn!”
“I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.”
“Most people are scumbags. Accept it. Let go. Chill out, douchebags.”
“Well sue me for staring. I'd be willing to scrub away my shame on his washboard abs.”
“You might be an introvert if you were ready to go home before you left the house.”
“The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.”
“The melancholy caused by man’s intransigence argues for a third ear if he is to be more vicarious.”
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?”
“Trump voters hate my books. They can't stand it when a book makes them think.”
“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.”
“One person may look and only see a tree, whereas others may look and see a tree with leaves.”
“Most people are but a fake-art, and as real as a concealed fart.”
“Busyness is not business, because one can be busy transacting nothing.”
“American girls shivered and quivered at the Aussie accent whispered against their bodies.”
“People with beards are just people without beards, with beards.”
“Seize the moment, because one silly act can create a legacy, and also birth a legend.”
“Falling in love and falling to your death feel about the same, I thought. And I almost laughed.”
“Everything is possible in America, except the production of intelligence.”
“In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.”
“I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.”
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.”
“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”