“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.”
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“Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off.”
Source: Golf, It's Just a Game: The Best Quotes & Cartoons About Golf
“The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.”
“I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators.”