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“Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.”
“Golf: The most ... perfect expression of National Stupidity.”
“As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.”
“I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.”
“The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.”
“Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.”
“Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.”
“Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?”
“If he's got golf clubs in his truck or a camper in his driveway, I don't hire him.”
“My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf!”
“Now that I am no longer President, I find I can no longer win every game of golf I play.”
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
“I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!”
“By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far.”
“I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.”
“It is the glorious uncertainty of golf that makes it the game it is.”
“Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.”