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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”

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Book:The Ultimate Quotable Einstein
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“To improve is to change; to be perfect is to change often.”

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Book:The Wicked Wit of Winston Churchill
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“A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.”

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Book:The Irrepressible Churchill: Stories, Sayings and Impressions of Sir Winston Churchill
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“Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.”

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Author:Will Durant
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