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“The Psblurtex is an 18-inch long anaconda that hides in the gentlemen's outfitting departments of Amazonian stores and is often bought by mistake since its colors are those of the London Reform Club. Once tied around its victim's neck, it strangles him gently and then claims the insurance before running off to Germany where it lives in hiding.”

Long Running Mistake Color Humorous Claims Victim Clubs London Stores Reform Gentleman Germany Department Necks Hiding Inches Tied

Author:Mike Harding

“Then, at the end of every hand, Miss Bolo would inquire with a dismal countenance and reproachful sigh, why Mr. Pickwick had not returned that diamond, or led the club, or roughed the spade, or finessed the heart, or led through the honour, or brought out the ace, or played up to the king, or some such thing; and in reply to all these grave charges, Mr. Pickwick would be wholly unable to plead any justification whatever, having by this time forgotten all about the game.”

Heart Ends Hands Would Be Funny Games Missing Kings Humorous Forgotten Clubs Graves Honour Diamond Justification Sigh Countenance Spades Aces

Book:The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club

Source: The posthumous papers of the Pickwick Club

“Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies.”

Watches Comedy Events Humorous Clubs Laughable Comedy Clubs

Author:Jeffrey Gitomer

“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.”

Funny Literature Exercise Humorous Witty Clubs

Author:Naguib Mahfouz

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”

Life Humor Funny Members Humorous Witty Clubs Refuse Comedian Joining Membership Annie Hall

Author:Groucho Marx

“I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.”

Persons Funny Members Humorous Witty Clubs Like Me Cynicism Altruism

Author:Woody Allen

“No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.”

Source: Brain Droppings