“Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.”
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“The world's strongest animals are plant eaters. Gorillas, Buffaloes, Elephants and me.”
“The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.”
“I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.”
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“A Christmas tree--the perfect gift for a guy. The plant is already dead.”