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“Not far from here, by a white sun, behind a green star, lived the Steelypips, illustrious, industrious, and they hadn't a care: no spats in their vats, no rules, no schools, no gloom, no evil influence of the moon, no trouble from matter or antimatter - for they had a machine, a dream of a machine, with springs and gears and perfect in every respect. And they lived with it, and on it, and under it, and inside it, for it was all they had - first they saved up all their atoms, then they put them all together, and if one didn't fit, why they chipped at it a bit, and everything was just fine.”

Source: The Cyberiad

“The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the world put together.”

World School Together Belief Religious Wonder Special College Humorous Enormous Usa Devoted Harvest Religious Belief Unorthodox

Author:Peter Medawar

“He was by no means opposed to hard labour on principle, for he would work away at a cricket-match by the day together, - running, and catching, and batting, and bowling, and revelling in toil which would exhaust a galley-slave.”

Mean Hard Running Funny Together Principles Humorous Slave Labour Toil Cricket Catching Bowling Batting Cricket Match

Book:Bentley's Miscellany

Source: Bentley's Miscellany

“The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together. Their top-heavy dignity is more touching than any humility; their solemnity gives us more hope for all things than a thousand carnivals of optimism; their large and lustrous eyes seem to hold all the stars in their astonishment; their fascinating absence of nose seems to give to us the most perfect hint of the humour that awaits us in the kingdom of heaven.”

“The humorous look of children is perhaps the most endearing of all the bonds that hold the Cosmos together.”

Looks Children Together Humorous Cosmos Endearing

Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Back in the late '90s, I put together a humorous newsmagazine program called 'The Awful Truth' for Bravo. We helped one guy get an organ transplant whose insurance company had refused to pay. I thought, if we could save a guy's life in a 10-minute segment on cable, what could we do if we devoted a whole movie to a whole bunch of people?”

People Ifs Whole Together Guy Pay Company Minutes Late Humorous Program Bunch Awful Organs Devoted Cables Insurance Companies Transplants Bravo Organ Transplant

Author:Michael Moore

“There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.”

Ifs Writing Funny Together Comedy Humorous Witty Educational Editing Great Power Brevity

Book:Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day

Source: Uncle Sam's Uncle Josh: Or, Josh Billings on Practically Everything, Distilled from Josh's Rum and Tansy New England Wit by Donald Day

“Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place.”

Together Taken Comedy Four New York Humorous Arguing New York City New Yorkers Cab Robbery Bank Robbery

Author:Johnny Carson

“True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.”

People Feels Doe Different Humor Kids Together Fun Understanding Cutting Wonderful Humorous Mock

Book:Notes to Myself: My Struggle to Become a Person

Source: Notes to Myself: My Struggle to Become a Person

“Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.”

“The concerts you enjoy together/ Neighbors you annoy together/ Children you destroy together,/ That keep marriage in tact.”

Children Together Enjoy Marriage Humorous Neighbor Concerts Annoying Tact

Author:Stephen Sondheim

“A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.”

People Inspirational Funny Together Community Cities Humorous City Life Lonesome Large Cities

Author:Herbert V. Prochnow

“I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants”

Funny Together Crime Humorous Labor Witty Organized Restaurants Mafia Lumps Organized Religion Organized Crime Organized Labor

Author:Dave Beard

“My mentor said, 'Let's go do it', not 'You go do it'. How powerful when someone says, 'Let's!'”

Said Motivational Together Powerful Business Humorous Management Entrepreneur Mentor Not Alone

Author:Jim Rohn

“Get your mind unbound and free; and then from the loosest, highest, best place you have, with the fastest and most humorous mind you can get together, you can reach out and make a try at understanding Spirit.”

Trying Mind Together Spirit Understanding Highest Humorous Reach Out Get Together Best Place Unbound

Author:Stephen Gaskin

“I'd rather have 1% of the effort of 100 men than 100% of my own effort.”

Men Funny Together My Own Effort Humorous Rely Working Together Teamwork

Author:J. Paul Getty

“As a writer and as a human being, Susan Dworkin has always had the ability to draw us into new dreams of justice, and to make them irresistibly practical, humorous and human. She makes clear that progress and pleasure go together.”

Humans Dream Together Justice Human Beings Ability Pleasure Clear Progress Draws Humorous Practicals

Author:Gloria Steinem

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