“God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.” MenGodFunnyLawLibertyWonderHonestHonestyHumorousLawyerNow And ThenHonest Man Author:Benjamin Franklin
“The USA is so enormous, and so numerous are its schools, colleges and religious seminaries, many devoted to special religious beliefs ranging from the unorthodox to the dotty, that we can hardly wonder at its yielding a more bounteous harvest of gobbledygook than the rest of the world put together.” WorldSchoolTogetherBeliefReligiousWonderSpecialCollegeHumorousEnormousUsaDevotedHarvestReligious BeliefUnorthodox Author:Peter Medawar
“He appeared to enjoy beyond everything the sound of his own voice. I couldn't wonder at that, for it was mellow and full and gave great importance to every word he uttered. He listened to himself with obvious satisfaction and sometimes gently beat time to his own music with his head or rounded a sentence with his hand.” SometimesHandsFunnyEnjoySoundVoiceWonderBeatsHumorousImportanceSatisfactionObviousSentencesMellow Book:Bleak House Source: Bleak House
“If you are watching my films and wondering, am I missing humorous speak because I'm not Korean? Am I missing out? You don't have to worry, because you're only missing probably about a few cents worth out of your ticket price.” IfsFilmSpeakWonderWorryMissingHumorousCentsTicketsKoreanMissing Out Author:Park Chan-wook
“Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.” InspirationalFunnyParentWonderFamilyHumorousTeenagerTeensAdolescenceTeenageHeredityBeing A Teenager Author:Laurence J. Peter
“Love is like a booger, you pick and pick at it. Then when you get it you wonder how to get rid of it.” FunnyLove IsWonderPicksHumorousWittySarcasticSimileCrudeLove Is LikeBoogers Author:Mae West
“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.” IfsTwoSometimesWonderFoolHumorousTestsItemsFunny InspirationalPranksPayrollApril Fools DayApril FoolsFools DayFoolproofFunny April Fools DayFunny April FoolsFool Proof Author:Alan Coren
“I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.” IfsShouldHas BeensEducationWonderLearningStupidFoolHumorousShould HaveIntelligenceEducationalShould Have BeenUnschooling Author:Alice James
“The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.” PersonsFunnyTurnsWonderMusicAudiencePlayerHumorousSticksShakesPeculiarOrchestraConductor Author:Victor Borge
“I write poems for children to help them celebrate the joy and wonder of their world and to look at their lives from the inside out. I write humorous poems to tickle the funny bone of their imaginations.” WorldChildrenHelpingJoyImaginationWonderHumorousBonesCelebrateFunny Bones Author:Charles Ghigna