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“In eternity there is no time, only an instant long enough for a joke.”

Humor Eternity Joke Discordianism Discordian

Book:Steppenwolf

Source: Steppenwolf

“The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.”

“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.”

“Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.”

Humor Funny Hate Quality Enemy Humour Jokes Humorous Hatred Confusion Satire Role Models Aphorism Joke Hilarious Enemies Aphorisms Aphorist Aphorists Role Model Qualities Confuse

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“When you’re eating your supper, you can look down at your plate and say, my, that’s a fine-looking carrot, and you’ll think of me.” “I don’t want to think of you when I look at a damn carrot.”

Funny Friendship Friends Joke Supper Carrot

Book:The Grace Year

Source: The Grace Year

“I jumped up when I saw Frey, but Bjern got there first, grabbing her cheeks and forcing her lips up to his. She spluttered, but he only caught the back of her head and dragged her against him, and she finally melted, her hands grasping the sleeves of his shirt. “Yeah, no worries,” Sig said loudly, rolling his eyes. “We were the ones who saved you, but go ahead and try to eat Bjern’s face. That makes sense.”

Friendship Couple Bitter Sarcasm Joke Lol Save Make Out

Book:A World of Lost Words

Source: A World of Lost Words

“Please, don’t leave. I’m sure you came here to . . . What do you do here, anyway? Scratch your claws? Howl at the moon?” “Deflea myself.” “See? I wouldn’t want to be in your way. Do go on.”

Marriage Vampires Joke Lol Stereotypes Werevolves

Book:Bride

Source: Bride

“I long for the day when someone loves me as much as women in commercials love yogurt.”

Love Humor Funny Marriage Creative Lonely Dating Laugh Joke Single

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“People who say 'everything happens for a reason' have never puked on their fiancé's grandmother during Easter dinner.”

Love Humor Funny Marriage Creative Dating Karma Grandmother Joke Easter

Book:The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

Source: The Rudman Conjecture on Quantum Entanglement

“When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.”