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“A married man has many cares, but a bachelor no pleasures.”

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Author:Samuel Johnson

“As a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the forehead of a married man more honorable than the bare brow of a bachelor.”

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Book:As You Like It: Third Series

Source: As You Like It: Third Series

“A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.”

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Author:L. S. Lowry

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.”

“Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.”

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Author:Samuel Johnson

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”

Source: A little book in C major

“Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.”

“When I said I would die a bachelor, I did not think I should live till I were married.”

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Author:William Shakespeare

“Rich bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.”

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Book:Epigrams of Oscar Wilde

Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde

“What a world of trouble those who never marry escape! There are many happy matches, it is true, and sometimes "my dear," and "my love" come from the heart; but what sensible bachelor, rejoicing in his freedom and years of discretion, will run the tremendous risk?”

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Book:Early Tales & Sketches, Vol. 1: 1851-1864

Source: Early Tales & Sketches, Vol. 1: 1851-1864

“The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.”

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Author:Finley Peter Dunne

“Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.”

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Author:Louis Gustave Vapereau

“During a long and varied career as a bachelor, dear spouse [mock platform manner], I have noticed that marriage is usually the death of politeness between a man and a woman.”

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Author:Arnold Bennett

“Squeeze marriage as much as you like, you will never extract anything from it but fun for bachelors and boredom for husbands.”

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Author:Honore de Balzac

“Obviously there was no point in being a bachelor if his houseman was going to filch his booze. If he was going to get robbed, he might just as well get married.”

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Author:Groucho Marx

“... it is a fact universally acknowledged that a husband is the most ridiculous thing on earth, except for a bachelor.”

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Book:Forever panting

Source: Forever panting