Best marriage & bed Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“For the marriage bed ordained by fate for men and women is stronger than an oath and guarded by Justice.”

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Author:Aeschylus

“Maybe the bride-bed brings despair, For each an imagined image brings And finds a real image there...”

Real Reality Marriage Bed Despair Realism Brides Disillusionment

Book:Later Poems

Source: Later Poems

“More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.”

Marriage Four Bed Legs

Author:Rainer Maria Rilke

“Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.”

Ifs Wells Mean Problem Sex Half Talking Marriage Bed Conversation

Author:Peter Ustinov

“You know what getting married is? It's agreeing to taking this person who right now is at the top of his form, full of hopes and ideas, feeling good, looking good, wildly interested in you because you're the same way, and sticking by him while he slowly disintegrates. And he does the same for you. You're his responsibility now and he's yours. If no one else will take care of him, you will. If everyone else rejects you, he won't. What do you think love is? Going to bed all the time?”

Ifs Thinking Knows Way Love Persons Doe Ideas Feelings Care Form Love Is Responsibility Marriage Right Now Bed Married Take Care Feel Good Rejects Looking Good Getting Married Rejects You

Author:Jane Smiley

“What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.”

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Book:Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

Source: Aperçus: The Aphorisms of Mignon McLaughlin

“Once they call you a Latin Lover, you're in real trouble. Women expect an Oscar performance in bed.”

Real Funny Marriage Trouble Lovers Bed Performances Sexy Over You Latin Oscars

Author:Marcello Mastroianni

“For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.”

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Book:Everything and a Kite

Source: Everything and a Kite

“Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isn't that after all the definition of marriage?”

Sometimes Together Marriage Technology Strange Bed Fellows Definitions

Author:Howard Stringer

“What gnashing is not a comfort, what gnawing of the worm is not a tickling, what torment is not a marriage bed to this damnation, to be secluded eternally, eternally, eternally from the sight of God?”

Marriage Comfort Bed Sight Torment Worms Damnation Secluded Tickling

Book:John Donne: The Major Works

Source: John Donne: The Major Works

“Wedlock is the deep, deep peace of the double bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise lounge.”

Love Marriage Bed Sentimental Wedlock

Author:Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“It is something that is just there, and it is huge, and everything has been built around it, and wherever one happens to be going to the fridge, to bed, to the bathroom, or out the front door - the tree has to be taken into account. It cannot be gone through; it must respectfully be gone around... it is beautiful, unique, exotic: but also. Let's face it, it is at times an enormous inconvenience.”

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Author:Mike Mason

“I have never been able to sleep with anyone. I require a full-size bed so that I can lie in the middle of it and extend my arms spreadeagle on both sides without being obstructed.”

I Can Able Lying Sides Sleep Marriage Middle Arms Bed Size Both Sides

Author:Mae West

“I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.”

Marriage Military Bed Naked Grants Starks Ulysses Ulysses's Grant

Author:Mark Twain

“I am a strict monogamist: it is twenty years since I last went to bed with two women at once, and then I was in my cups and not myself.”

Years Two Lasts Marriage Bed Twenties Cups Strict

Author:H. L. Mencken

“Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.”

“If marriage were only bed, we could have made it.”

Ifs Made Marriage Bed Made It

Author:Marilyn Monroe

“Impossible for anyone to conceive the torments of his nights in bed with his beloved one and estranged from her. That turning of backs, that cold space between their two unhappy bodies.”

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Book:Love

Source: Love

“It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."”

Marriage Bed Instance Occasions Companion Describing

Book:The Indispensable Woollcott

Source: The Indispensable Woollcott

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