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“Don't marry someone you would not be friends with if there was no sex between you.”

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Author:William Glasser

“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”

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Author:Joey Adams

“To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.”

“The more things we can laugh about, the more alive we become: The more things we can laugh about together, the more connected we become.”

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Author:Frank Pittman

“Bad marriages don't cause infidelity; infidelity causes bad marriages.”

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Author:Frank Pittman

“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”

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Book:It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

Source: It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”

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Author:Rodney Dangerfield