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“On her marriage breakup with Liam: I can honestly say that life is fantastic now. I'm so happy that all the mess I used to have to deal with is not my mess anymore.”

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Author:Patsy Kensit

“Researchers in Canada say they have discovered the part of the brain that is used to make decisions, and this is weird: If you're married, it's actually located in your wife's brain.”

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Author:Jimmy Fallon

“If only I had a wife!" I used to think, "who could stay home and keep the children happy, why I could support six of them. A cinch.”

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Book:Me

Source: Me

“I often used to think myself in the case of the fox-hunter, who, when he had toiled and sweated all day in the chase as if some unheard-of blessing was to crown his success, finds at last all he has got by his labor is a stinking nauseous animal. But my condition was yet worse than his; for he leaves the loathsome wretch to be torn by his hounds, whilst I was obliged to fondle mine, and meanly pretend him to be the object of my love.”

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Author:Sarah Fielding

“No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.”

“After a while in marriage, it doesn't work anymore. There is something missing, there is something wrong. There are few marriages that stay alive forever. We like something, and after a while, we hate what we used to love.”

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Author:Monica Bellucci

“I used to tell my husband that, if he could make me 'understand' something, it would be clear to all the other people in the country.”

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Author:Eleanor Roosevelt

“One of the first things a relationship therapist learns is that couples argue to burn up energy that could be used for something else. In fact, arguments often serve the purpose of using up energy, so that the couple does not have to take the courageous, creative leap into an unknown they fear. Arguing serves the function of being a zone of familiarity into which you can retreat when you are afraid of making a creative breakthrough.”

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Author:Gay Hendricks

“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.”

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Author:Minnie Pearl

“Marriage - as its veterans know well - is the continuous process of getting used to things you hadn't expected.”

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Author:Thomas Mullen

“People try much less hard to make a marriage work than they used to fifty years ago. Divorce is easier.”

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Author:Mary Wesley

“Sometimes idiosyncrasies which used to be irritating become endearing, part of the complexity of a partner who has become woven deep into our own selves.”

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Book:Two-Part Invention: The Story of a Marriage

Source: Two-Part Invention: The Story of a Marriage

“When I was young, I used to have successes with women because I was young. Now I have successes with women because I am old. Middle age was the hardest part.”

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Author:Arthur Rubinstein

“When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not to surprise her in the act.”

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Author:Michel de Montaigne

“There are powerful emotions that bring two people together in wonderful harmony in a marriage. Satan knows this, and would tempt you to try these emotions outside of marriage. Do not stir emotions meant to be used only in marriage.”

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Author:Richard G. Scott

“Never marry a girl named 'Marie' who used to be known as 'Murray'.”

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Author:Johnny Carson