Best Nine Months Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings Page 2

Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

“I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up, I want to achieve that state the old-fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before.”

Ifs Way Want Needs Feels States Humor Funny Night Growing Achieve Baby Months Wake Up Nine Drunk Old Fashioned Nine Months

Author:Ellen DeGeneres

“Life is fair. We all get the same nine-month shake in the box, and then the dice roll. Some people get a run of sevens. Some people, unfortunately, get snake-eyes. Its just how the world is.”

People World Eye Running Life Is Months Fairs Boxes Nine Shakes Snakes Dice Nine Months

Book:Big Driver

Source: Big Driver

“All I know is that I carried you for nine months. I fed you, I clothed you, I paid for your college education. Friending me on Facebook seems like a small thing to ask in return.”

Knows Seems Asks College Months Return Paid Nine Feds Small Things Mother Daughter Mother And Daughter College Education Nine Months Mom And Daughter Mother Daughter Relationship Mother And Daughter Relationship

Book:Sing You Home: A Novel

Source: Sing You Home: A Novel

“Where did you go?" "To the end of the driveway," my mother says. "I was nine months pregnant; that was the maximum distance I could waddle without feeling as if my uterus was falling out." I wince. "Do you have to be quite so graphic?" "What would you like me to call it, Zoe? A fetal living room?”

Ifs Ends Feelings Mother Fall Rooms Months Distance Nine Like Me Pregnant Maximum Graphic Living Room Nine Months Driveway Wince Uterus

Book:Sing You Home: A Novel

Source: Sing You Home: A Novel

“I hear laughter and someone asks if I need help, not in a nice way. I snarl, "What I need is for your mother to have thought a little harder nine months before your birthday.”

Ifs Way Needs Littles Helping Mother Asks Nice Months Laughter Harder Nine Need Help Nine Months

Author:Maggie Stiefvater

“think of it this way," he said "It took nine months to get you born, so doesn't it figure it would take nine months to get you dead?”

Thinking Way Said Born Figures Months Nine Nine Months

Book:Neal Shusterman's Skinjacker Trilogy: Everlost; Everwild; Everfound

Source: Neal Shusterman's Skinjacker Trilogy: Everlost; Everwild; Everfound

“Men,” she said as she took my arm and led me to the brightly lit room. “They forget we need to see the outcome of pain before we willingly put ourselves through it. How else would we suffer nine months to have a beautiful child? We already know we have guts.”

Knows Men Needs Children Said Pain Beautiful Suffering Forget Rooms Arms Months Nine Outcomes Guts Lit Nine Months

Author:Kim Harrison

“Dear Willem: I’ve been trying to forget about you and our day in Paris for nine months now, but as you can see, it’s not going all that well. I guess more than anything, I want to know, did you just leave? If you did, it’s okay. I mean it’s not, but if I can know the truth, I can get over it. And if you didn’t leave, I don’t know what to say. Except I’m sorry that I did. I don’t know what your response will be at getting this letter, like a ghost from your past. But no matter what happened, I hope you’re okay.”

Ifs Knows Want Trying Wells Mean I Can Matter Past Forget Happened Months Letters Okay No Matter What Response Sorry Dear Nine Ghost Paris Over It I'm Sorry Get Over Your Past Nine Months

Book:Just One Day

Source: Just One Day

“It could kill you," Maura said. Then there was the awkward moment that arrives when two thirds of the people in the room know that the other third is supposed to die in fewer than nine months, and the person who is meant to die is not one of the ones in the know.”

People Knows Persons Said Two Moments Dies Rooms Months Thirds Nine Fewer Awkward Nine Months

Book:The Dream Thieves (The Raven Cycle, Book 2)

Source: The Dream Thieves (The Raven Cycle, Book 2)

“The bearing of a child takes nine months, no matter how many women are assigned.”

Children Matter Months Patience Nine Software Engineering Nine Months

Author:Fred Brooks

“It moves one's heart to think: Nine months before I was born there was a woman who loved me deeply. She did not know what I was going to be like, but she loved me because she carried me in her womb.”

Thinking Knows Heart Moving Mother Born Arms Months Birth Nine Abortion Womb Mother Love Nine Months Abhorrent

Author:Oscar Romero

“When a child is born, a father is born. A mother is born, too of course, but at least for her it's a gradual process. Body and soul, she has nine months to get used to what's happening. She becomes what's happening. But for even the best-prepared father, it happens all at once. On the other side of a plate-glass window, a nurse is holding up something roughly the size of a loaf of bread for him to see for the first time.”

Source: Whistling in the dark: an ABC theologized

“Freud: If it's not one thing, it's your mother”

Ifs Mother Psychology One Thing Humorous Mental Health Nine Months

Author:Robin Williams

“In nine months, a group of children left alone with a computer in any language will reach the same standard as an office secretary in the West.”

Children Inspiration Motivation Left Language Technology Groups Months Office Computer Standards West Nine Secretary Left Alone Nine Months

Author:Sugata Mitra

“For a stalk to grow or a flower to open there must be time that cannot be forced; nine months must go by for the birth of a human child; to write a book or compose music often years must be dedicated to patient research ...To find the mystery there must be patience, interior purification, silence, waiting.”

“No man manages his affairs as well as a tree does”

Source: The Collected Works of George Bernard Shaw: Plays, Novels, Articles, Lectures, Letters and Essays: Pygmalion, Mrs. Warren’s Profession, Candida, Arms and The Man, Man and Superman, Caesar and Cleopatra, Androcles And The Lion, The New York Times Articles on War, Memories of Oscar Wilde and more

“If I had my life to live over, instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished ever moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.”

Ifs Moments Wish Chance Growing Months Miracle Nine Pregnancy Nine Months Chances In Life Beautiful Pregnancy

Author:Erma Bombeck

“I need six weeks of rehearsal and women need nine months and it took me 15 years to figure that out”

Needs Years Week Figures Months Six Nine Rehearsal Nine Months

Author:William Hurt

“My mom and dad passed away from cancer. Within nine months, I lost both of my folks. Immediately after that, I had a horrible betrayal where my brother, who worked for me, stole a lot of my money. He's in jail now.”