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Source: The Penny Dreadfuls: Tales of Horror: Dracula, Frankenstein, and The Picture of Dorian Gray

“Breakthrough ideas look crazy, nuts. It’s hard to think this way — I see it in other people’s body language, and I can feel it in my own, where I sometimes feel like I don’t even care if it’s going to work, I can’t take more change. O.K., Google, O.K., Twitter—but Airbnb? People staying in each other’s houses without there being a lot of axe murders?”

People Ifs Thinking Way Feels Looks I Can Ideas Sometimes Hard Body Care House Language My Own Crazy Murder Staying Nuts Google Going To Work Breakthrough Body Language Airbnb

Author:Marc Andreessen

“Theres no guilt in eating fruits, vegetables, nuts and grains.”

Eating Guilt Fruit Nuts Vegetables Grain

Author:Jane Velez-Mitchell

“The hell with the newspapers. Nobody reads the letters to the editor column except the nuts. It's enough to get you down.”

Enough Hell Letters Newspapers Editors Nuts Columns Letters To The Editor

Book:Confessions of a Crap Artist

Source: Confessions of a Crap Artist

“I have big nuts. huge nuts. Elephantitis of the balls - that's what I have.”

Bigs Huge Balls Nuts

Author:Eminem

“John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the rich and his wife said, 'Hey, shut up! What's the matter with you?! Are you nuts?!'”

Want Said Matter Today Rich Cutting Wife Taxes Hey Nuts Shut Up Tax Cuts John Kerry

Author:Jay Leno

“Your short-term memory really is shot! It must drive you nuts!!”

Term Memories Shots Nuts Short Term Short Term Memory

Author:Richard Madeley

“I've traveled quite a lot and become a coffee nut.”

Coffee Nuts Traveled

Author:James Vincent McMorrow

“You have your opinion, I have mine, and it takes all kinds of nuts and dips to make a party, right?”

Kind Party Opinion Mines All Kinds Nuts Dip

Author:Natalie

“Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.”

Whole Shock Catholicism Nuts Exposure Allergies

Author:Marcus Brigstocke

“My shoots are very much about skin, so I'm an exfoliating and moisturizing nut. I fly so much, so I take my makeup off as soon as I get on the airplane. I look at my watch every half hour and moisturize.”

Looks Hours Half Watches Skins Makeup Nuts Airplane Half Hours

Author:Chrissy Teigen

“I don't know the nuts and bolts of writing. I studied medicine. I was a pre-med nerd. So everything I learned, I know about writing is very instinctive.”

Knows Writing Medicine Nuts Nerd Bolts Meds Nuts And Bolts

Author:Khaled Hosseini

“Evaluation is creation: hear it, you creators! Evaluating is itself the most valuable treasure of all that we value. It is only through evaluation that value exists: and without evaluation the nut of existence would be hollow. Hear it, you creators!”

Would Be Values Existence Creativity Creation Creator Valuable Treasure Nuts Hollow Evaluation

Author:Friedrich Nietzsche

“You can't go wrong with some nuts. The key word is 'some.' Eat them one at a time, not by the handful.”

Keys Nuts Handful

Author:Summer Sanders

“Some certified nut Will try to tell you it's poetry, (It's extraordinary, it makes a great deal of sense) But watch out or he'll start with some New notion or other.”

Trying Poetry Deals Watches Poet Extraordinary Notion Nuts

Book:Selected poems

Source: Selected poems

“Some kind of clutter is difficult - letting go of things with sentimental value, sifting through papers - but some clutter I find very refreshing to clear. I drive my daughters nuts because I'm always wandering into their rooms to clear clutter.”

Kind Values Difficult Rooms Clear Letting Go Paper Daughter Wander My Daughter Nuts Sentimental Papers Clutter Refreshing Authentic Happiness Sifting Sentimental Value

Author:Gretchen Rubin

“Religion embarrasses the commentators. It is offbounds. An editor of the old Life magazine once assigned me a book on religion with remark that I was the only 'religious nut' - his term for a believer - in his stable of regular reviewers.”

Book Christian Term Religious Believer Magazines Editors Nuts Stable Remarks Commentators Reviewers Old Life

Book:Under God

Source: Under God

“In the summer after kindergarten, a friend introduced me to the joys of building plastic model airplanes and warships. By the fourth grade, I graduated to an erector set and spent many happy hours constructing devices of unknown purpose where the main design criterion was to maximize the number of moving parts and overall size. The living room rug was frequently littered with hundreds of metal “girders” and tiny nuts and bolts surrounding half-finished structures. An understanding mother allowed me to keep the projects going for days on end.”

“BBC Radio is a never-never land of broadcasting, a safe haven from commercial considerations, a honey pot for every scholar and every hare-brained nut to stick a finger into.”

Land Havens Safe Sticks Fingers Radio Consideration Pot Honey Nuts Scholar Broadcasting Hares Safe Haven Never Never Land

Author:Morley Safer

“I thought I'd never do film, let alone television. I was a diehard theater nut.”

Film Television Theater Nuts Diehard

Author:Robert Knepper

“I really, really love children and I think probably among children is when I feel mostly berated. It's not like I feel like oh, there's some children here. I have to tone it down. I go nuts with children especially when I ain't got none. So when I'm round my mates' children, I jest them kids up first. I swear at them, I get more worked up, I say crazy stuff to them, fill their heads with nonsense and then I leave them.”

Thinking Feels Firsts Children Kids Stuff Crazy Rounds Tone Nonsense Mates Nuts Swear Jest Children Love

Author:Russell Brand

“The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety Board did an inspection on the plane, and you know what they found? The bolts on the plane were fine, but apparently Jesse Jackson had taken some of the nuts off.”

Knows Wells Found Taken Land Fine Difficulty Safety Barack Planes Boards Nuts Transportation Bolts Inspection

Author:Jay Leno

“Outlandish lyrics sung by smiling people in perfect harmony. Has that edge of surprise...a little nuts and really funny.”

People Littles Perfect Harmony Surprise Edges Nuts Outlandish Perfect Harmony

Author:Mick LaSalle

“I will kick you in the nuts and you will smile and like it.”

Kicks Nuts

Author:CM Punk

“I love Buster Keaton. I was a big fan of the stunt shows at Universal Studios. I'm a huge Cirque du Soleil nut.”

Shows Bigs Fans Huge Universal Studios Nuts Busters Cirque Du Soleil Universal Studios

Author:Neil Patrick Harris

“I look at it this way... For centuries now, man has done everything he can to destroy, defile, and interfere with nature: clear-cutting forests, strip-mining mountains, poisoning the atmosphere, over-fishing the oceans, polluting the rivers and lakes, destroying wetlands and aquifers... so when nature strikes back, and smacks him on the head and kicks him in the nuts, I enjoy that. I have absolutely no sympathy for human beings whatsoever. None. And no matter what kind of problem humans are facing, whether it's natural or man-made, I always hope it gets worse.”

“The purest natural food for human beings would be fresh, uncooked food and nuts. A fare which consists of three-quarters of vegetable food and one-quarter meat would appear to be the most satisfactory.”

Humans Would Be Three Natural Human Beings Meat Nuts Vegetables Quarters

Author:George Hackenschmidt

“I built a steel plant from the grassroots, so I learned all the nuts and bolts. When there was a problem, I would be able to guide them, though I am not a technical person.”

Persons Problem Motivational Would Be Able Built Plant Guides Nuts Steel Bolts Grassroots Nuts And Bolts

Author:Lakshmi

“The longer it possesseth a man the more he will delight in it, and the older he groweth the more he shall be subject to it; for it dulleth the spirits, and destroyeth the body as ivy doth the old tree, or as the worm that engendereth in the kernal of the nut.”

Men Body Spirit Tree Subjects Delight Nuts Worms Drunkenness Ivy Old Trees

Book:The Works of Sir Walter Ralegh, Kt: Miscellaneous works

Source: The Works of Sir Walter Ralegh, Kt: Miscellaneous works

“Mellow nuts have the hardest rind.”

Food Hardest Nuts Mellow

Author:Walter Scott

“Certainly, words can be as abusive as any blow. . . . When a three-year-old yells, "You're so stupid! What a dummy!" it doesn't carry the same weight as when a mother yells those words to a child. . . . Even if you don't physically abuse young children, you can still drive them nuts with your words.”

Ifs Years Children Stills Young Mother Three Stupid Weight Abuse Blow Nuts Three Years Young Children Abusive Dummy Three Year Olds

Author:Mary Blakely

“"Now you can trade the S&P 500 Index in real time" was the slogan in the newspapers for the first ETF. What kind of nut would do that?”

Firsts Kind Real Trade Investing Newspapers Nuts Slogans

Author:John C. Bogle

“Some persons resemble certain trees, such as the nut, which flowers in February and ripens its fruit in September; or the juniper and the arbutus; which take a whole year or more to perfect their fruit; and others, the cherry, which takes between two an three months.”

Years Persons Two Whole Age Certain Three Perfect Tree Flower Months Fruit Nuts September Cherries Three Months February Whole Year

Book:Essays: With Annotations by Richard Whately

Source: Essays: With Annotations by Richard Whately

“The mammalian brain evolved exquisite place memory because that was essential for survival. This is why squirrels have such a good memory for where they buried their nuts.”

Memories Brain Essentials Survival Buried Nuts Exquisite Good Memories Squirrels

Author:Daniel Levitin

“That Obama I would like to cut his nuts off.”

Cutting Nuts

Author:Jesse Jackson

“I wouldn't have been a health care nut if it hadn't been for my paralysis, so something good came from this.”

Ifs Has Beens Care Health Health Care Nuts Paralysis

Author:Michael Graves

“I have this thing about my own voice on record. No matter what I sing, it sounds really serious, and I sound self loathing or whatever, which was just driving me nuts because that's not what I was writing.”

Writing Self Matter Sound Voice My Own Records Serious No Matter What Driving Nuts Loathing Self Loathing

Author:Thom Yorke

“In a nut shell, air travel is the worst part about touring.”

Air Worst Nuts Shells Touring Air Travel

Author:Eric Burdon

“Frasier and Friends and Seinfeld, they all pissed each other off, said the wrong thing, drove each other nuts, but in the end, it turns out they'd do anything for their friends. TV Land has really found that formula.”

Said Ends Turns Found Land Tvs Formulas Nuts Wrong Things

Author:David Alan Basche

“If you really take a step back and observe people who are considered super-normal and watch them a bit, you'll realize that they're actually completely out of their minds! Most people are really nuts, and that's fascinating.”

People Ifs Mind Bits Realizing Steps Watches Normal Fascinating Nuts

Author:Johnny Depp

“Unfortunately, because the theater is always a poor relation when it comes to making the nut, it's not easy to get the audience in to see a play, unless you have a name that is recognizable, that the audience wants to see and is prepared to pay the $125 to see.”

Want Play Names Easy Poor Pay Audience Relation Theater Prepared Nuts Easy To Get

Author:Angela Lansbury

“You learn to live with your crazy enthusiasms which nobody else shares, and then you find a few other nuts like yourself, and they're your friends for a lifetime. That's what friends are, the people who share your crazy outlook and protect you from the world, because nobody else is going to give a damn what you're doing, so you need a few other people like yourself.”

People World Needs Giving Share Crazy Like You Protect Lifetime Enthusiasm Damn Nuts Outlook Protect You Like Yourself Your Crazy

Author:Ray Bradbury

“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”

Ifs Poor Rich Stupid Nuts Eccentric

Author:Bobby Heenan

“I live in the past when it comes to movies, but my own career is a matter of remembering the nuts and bolts and things like eating chocolate cake and drinking milk with Jack [Kirby] in his kitchen, but that's all I remember.”

Matter Past Remember My Own Careers Eating Drinking Kitchen Chocolate Cake Nuts Milk Bolts Chocolate Cake Nuts And Bolts Eating Chocolate

Author:Mike Royer

“My most vivid memories of those times weren't the actual nuts and bolts, but just pleasant times sitting with Jack [Kirby] in his studio, going over the pages and looking out the window at my kids playing in his swimming pool .”

Kids Memories Pages Sitting Window Studios Pleasant Swimming Nuts Pool Vivid Bolts Swimming Pool Kids Playing Nuts And Bolts Vivid Memories

Author:Mike Royer

“Being brave is being scared and worried and still doing it [what you do]. Because if you're just a wacko, a mashugana, a crazy guy, then you're not brave, your nuts!”

Ifs Stills Guy Crazy Brave Scared Worried Nuts Being Scared

Author:Mel Brooks

“I need the gays at the shows. If I don't have the gays, I just go nuts, because they always know every word and they're the best core audience you can have.”

Ifs Knows Needs Shows Audience Gay Core Nuts

Author:Courtney Love

“Interviewers always used to ask me about my pageboy haircut, and it drove me nuts: it almost made me suspect that there was something strange about it. So I cut off my pageboy.”

Made Used Asks Cutting Strange Ask Me Suspects Nuts Haircuts Interviewers

Author:Emo Philips

“We're not trying to raise good kids. We're trying to raise kids who become great adults. That's a very different thing. We all know parents who had kids that when they turned 18 left the house and went nuts.”

Knows Trying Different Kids House Left Parent Adults Raises Different Things Nuts

Author:Andy Andrews

“You're not allowed to park a truck in your driveway. You're not allowed to work on your house on Sunday. The people who enforce these laws are nuts. After I wrote a column on this, I got I don't know how many letters from Coral Gables homeowners, story after story after story, wonderfully horrible stories. And the venom they felt for their own government!”

People Knows Stories Government Law House Felt Know How Letters Horrible Parks Sunday Nuts Truck Columns Venom Driveway Homeowners

Author:Dave Barry

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