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“Regularity chauvinists are people who insist that you have got to do the same thing every time, every day, which drives some of us nuts. Attention Deficit Disorder - we need a more positive term for that. Hummingbird mind, I should think.”

People Thinking Needs Should Mind Term Attention Disorder Nuts Deficit Regularity Hummingbirds Attention Deficit Disorder

Author:Ted Nelson

“Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.”

Plot Nuts Runners Keith

Author:Bill Hicks

“Of course the sands of Present Time are running out from under our feet. And why not? The Great Conundrum: 'What are we here for?' is all that ever held us here in the first place. Fear. The answer to the Riddle of the Ages has actually been out in the street since the First Step in Space. Who runs may read but few people run fast enough. What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!”

Source: Back in No Time: The Brion Gysin Reader

“What are we here for? Does the great metaphysical nut revolve around that? Well, I'll crack it for you, right now. What are we here for? We are here to go!”

Wells Doe Right Now Cracks Nuts Metaphysical

Book:The Process

Source: The Process

“What do you do when you see a man masturbating at a salad baran actual salad shooterbut wait, I'm single, we're both at the salad bar, we have a lot in common. I like fresh produce, he likes to get fresh with produce. I like nuts on my salad, he likes to nut on his salad.”

Men Waiting Common Produce Bars Likes Nuts Salad

Author:Alison Rosen

“Big breakthrough ideas often seem nuts the first time you see them.”

Firsts Ideas Bigs Seems First Time Nuts Breakthrough

Author:Marc Andreessen

“The idea was to focus on the primal drama of parenthood: the way from moment to moment you swing from comforter to tormentor, just as kids simultaneously light up our lives and drive us nuts. I was trying to capture that strange, bipolar quality of parenthood. For all that being a parent is normal statistically, it's not normal psychologically. It produces some of the most extreme emotions you'll ever have.”

Way Trying Ideas Moments Light Kids Parent Emotion Quality Focus Our Lives Produce Strange Drama Normal Extremes Parenthood Capture Nuts Swings Primal Bipolar Light Up Being A Parent Comforter

Author:Emma Donoghue

“I'm a little nuts. I'm a lot nuts. All I know is that in the midst of the madness of this world it's my therapy. The music touches my heartstrings.”

Knows World Littles This World Madness Therapy Midst Nuts Heartstrings

Author:Gordon Lightfoot

“We hunt and fish or we'll go nuts dealing with the criminal behavior of our elected officials.”

Behavior Fishes Criminals Officials Nuts Hunts Elected Officials Criminal Behavior

Author:Ted Nugent

“Man, that cat [Ornette Coleman] is nuts.”

Men Music Cat Jazz Nuts Jazz Music

Author:Thelonious Monk

“The addition of nuts in salad... I always find to be beneficial.”

Nuts Beneficial Salad

Author:Larry David

“Being a good artist is the toughest job you could pick, and you have to be a little nuts to take it on.”

Littles Jobs Artist Picks Nuts Good Art Eccentricity Self Absorbed Good Artist

Book:My Name is Charles Saatchi and I Am an Artoholic

Source: My Name is Charles Saatchi and I Am an Artoholic

“It was a death struggle every day being a Yankee you either won or you lost. There was no second place. Half of us were nuts by the end of a season.”

Ends Lost Half Struggle Seasons Nuts Yankees Second Place

Author:Jerry Coleman

“I think, sometimes, that I'm going nuts, and that perhaps there is something good about blocking clean water for those who have none, making sure that illiterate children remain so, and preventing the resuscitation of the public health sector in the country most in need of it. Lunacy is what it is.”

Thinking Needs Children Country Sometimes Water Clean Block Nuts Preventing Public Health Illiterate Clean Water Lunacy Resuscitation

Author:Paul Farmer

“Nuts don’t come in bunches. Only grapes do.”

Bunch Nuts Grapes

Book:Shock Wave

Source: Shock Wave

“The conspiracy community regularly seizes on one slip of the tongue, misunderstanding, or slight discrepancy to defeat twenty pieces of solid evidence; accepts one witness of theirs, even if he or she is a provable nut, as being far more credible than ten normal witnesses on the other side; treats rumors, even questions, as the equivalent of proof; leaps from the most minuscule of discoveries to the grandest of conclusions; and insists that the failure to explain everything perfectly negates all that is explained.”

“There are so many health food nuts out there that eat nothing but natural foods but they don't exercise and they look terrible.”

Looks Natural Terrible Exercise Nuts Health Food

Author:Jack LaLanne

“I am a Christian, not because someone explained the nuts and bolts of Christianity, but because there were people willing to be nuts and bolts.”

People Christian Christianity Willing Nuts Bolts Nuts And Bolts

Book:The World as I Remember It: Through the Eyes of a Ragamuffin

Source: The World as I Remember It: Through the Eyes of a Ragamuffin

“Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.”

Funny Food Fruit Witty Diets Nuts Hilarious Dieting Funny Food

Author:Jim Davis

“What I absolutely can't do is just sit around, that drives me crazy. I go nuts! I'm far too nervous, too high strung to sit around. It's not my thing; I can't deal with it!”

I Can Deals Crazy Nervous Nuts Drive Me Crazy High Strung

Author:Jonathan Davis

“In real football, I wouldn't want Terrell Owens anywhere near my team. But you're nuts if you don't take him in fantasy.”

Ifs Want Real Fantasy Team Football Teamwork Nuts

Author:Randy Cross

“I was prepared for the theatre, but not for the nuts and bolts.”

Prepared Theatre Nuts Bolts Nuts And Bolts

Author:Matthew Ashford

“I like crazy, childlike, candy bar-filled cakes with gooey caramel, chocolate-covered nuts, marshmallows, and the like.”

Crazy Filled Bars Chocolate Covered Cake Nuts Wedding Candy Dessert Childlike Marshmallow Candy Bar Caramel

Author:Ron Ben-Israel

“And if we seem nutty to you and if we seem like an odd ball to you, just remember one thing. The mighty oak tree was once a nut just like me.”

Ifs Seems Remember One Thing Tree Balls Like Me Odd Nuts Oaks Oak Tree Nutty Mighty Oaks

Author:Glenn Turner

“The first follower is actually an underestimated form of leadership in itself. … The first follower is what transforms a lone nut into a leader.”

Firsts Inspiration Form Motivation Leader Followers Nuts Lone Underestimated

Author:Derek Sivers

“It was the first follower that transformed the lone nut into a leader.”

Firsts Leader Followers Nuts Transformed Lone

Author:Derek Sivers

“You know, I understand that a lot of people, especially up north, put fruits and nuts in their stuffing, which is good, but for myself personally, I love an old-timey savory dressing.”

People Knows Fruit Nuts Dressings Savory Up North

Author:Paula Deen

“I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so I was worried one of the other drivers would see me, but my jeep is pretty high off the ground, so I think no one noticed. I busted a nut and aimed it down, ruining my tweety bird floor mat. I felt kinda stupid after and my mom kept silent the rest of the drive home. It was awkward and I regret it.”

Thinking Home Would Be Felt Clear Stupid Regret Mom One Day Bird Silent My Mom Stuck Worried Drivers Nuts Awkward Traffic Sunny I Regret Busted Jeeps Stuck In Traffic Tweety Bird

Author:Zach Braff

“Fresh October brings the pheasant, Then to gather nuts is pleasant.”

Pleasant Nuts October Pheasants

Author:Sara Coleridge

“But all the vitamins, amino acids, protein etc. needed to get stronger can be found in abundance in plant foods. Anything that is a fruit, nut, grain or seed is vegan and there are thousands of those.”

Found Needed Stronger Plant Fruit Seeds Abundance Etc Vegan Nuts Grain Acid Protein Vitamins Amino Acids

Author:Robert Cheeke

“We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases.”

World America Wonder Cases Modern Tolerance Loser Nuts Modern World

Author:Patrick Hayden

“If you think that I'm nuts, you may be right. But I'm a nut with a positive attitude, baby!”

Ifs Thinking May Attitude Baby Positive Attitude Nuts

Author:Jeffrey Gitomer

“In terms of playing like a straight leading man type thing, I feel like all these guys are kind of not necessarily leading men but straight kind of characters. Even though they may seem bizarre or strange, I feel like I think everybody's nuts. I mean, I really do. And the weirdest thing in the world is to see some guy who is just super earnest.”

Thinking Nuts

Author:Johnny Depp

“The nut of this tree is hung high aloft, wrapped in a silk wrapper, which is enclosed in a case of sole leather, which again is packed in a mass of shock absorbing, vermin proof pulp, sealed up in a waterproof, ironwood case, and finally cased in a vegetable porcupine of spines, almost impregnable. There is no nut so protected; there is no nut in our woods to compare with it as food. What is a Chesnut?”

Cases Tree Mass Cooking Woods Proof Compare Shock Nuts Vegetables Sole Protected Hung Leather Spine Silk Absorbing Pulp Vermin Porcupines

Author:Luis de Camoes

“There was a proposal in California that would keep out Wal-Mart but allow Costco. You opposed it. Are you nuts? That's true: I always oppose these kinds of things. Competition makes us better. Some of our best stores have a Sam's Club next door.”

Kind Next Business Doors Competition Clubs Stores California Nuts Proposal Costco

Author:James Sinegal

“The life of the wood, meadow, and lake go on without us. Flowers bloom, set seed and die back; squirrels hide nuts in the fall and scold all year long; bobcats track the snowy lake in winter; deer browse the willow shoots in spring. Humans are but intruders who have presumed the right to be observers, and who, out of observation, find understanding.”

Source: Beyond the Aspen Grove

“When one guy sees an invisible man he's a nut case; ten people see him it's a cult; ten million people see him it's a respected religion.”

People Men Life Funny Guy Millions Cases Ten Invisible Nuts Cult Religious Sects

Author:Richard Jeni

“My sons named her Bridget because that way they always had their sister, Bridget, with them. People thought we were nuts because on the phone they'd hear us say, "Bridget, sit!"”

People Way Dog Son Training Phones My Son Nuts Dog Training

Author:Peter Fonda

“Rhythm and sex go together and that's where I come from as far as the music goes. Rag Doll and Love In An Elevator are such sexual songs that you put them on & the strippers go NUTS!”

Together Song Sex And Love Rhythm Nuts Dolls Rags Elevators

Author:Joe Perry

“In a good play every speech should be as fully flavored as a nut or apple.”

Should Play Speech Theater Theatre Apples Nuts

Author:John Millington Synge

“I was thinking that if I hit his nuts, maybe he would serve like a woman.”

Ifs Thinking Tennis Nuts

Author:Thomas Muster

“In America you're conditioned to regard everything as a contest. You have to make the Ten Best Dressed List, win this, win that. It drives me nuts sometimes. Who cares, for Christ's sake?”

Sometimes Care America Winning Christ Ten Regard Sake Lists Tennis Nuts Contests Who Cares Best Dressed

Author:Arthur Ashe

“See the genius in everyone you encounter. Just as the mountain cannot crack a nut though it can carry a forest on its back, so too does every living creature have its own perfection built into it.”

Doe Inspiration Genius Mountain Creatures Built Perfection Forests Encounters Cracks Nuts Living Creatures

Author:Wayne Dyer

“I guess this proves there are as many nuts in the Academy as anywhere else.”

Prove Nuts Oscars Academy

Author:Jack Nicholson

“It is far better to be happy than to have your bodies act as graveyards for animals. Accordingly, the apostle [St.] Matthew partook of seeds, nuts and vegetables, without meat.”

Body Animal Seeds Your Body Meat Nuts Vegetables Animal Rights Apostles Graveyard Matthew St Matthew

Author:Clement of Alexandria

“You've got to be able to hold a lot of contradictory ideas in your mind without going nuts. I feel like to do my job right, when I walk out on stage I've got to feel like it's the most important thing in the world. Also I've got to feel like, well, it's only rock and roll. Somehow you've got to believe both of those things.”

World Feels Mind Believe Wells Important Ideas Wisdom Able Jobs Walks Rocks Stage Important Things Nuts Rock And Roll Contradictory

Author:Bruce Springsteen

“To speak only of food inspections: the United States currently imports 80% of its seafood, 32% of its fruits and nuts, 13% of its vegetables, and 10% of its meats. In 2007, these foods arrived in 25,000 shipments a day from about 100 countries. The FDA was able to inspect about 1% of these shipments, down from 8% in 1992. In contrast, the USDA is able to inspect 16% of the foods under its purview. By one assessment, the FDA has become so short-staffed that it would take the agency 1,900 years to inspect every foreign plant that exports food to the United States.”

Years Country States Able Speak United United States Plant Fruit Meat Agency Nuts Vegetables Contrast Assessment Seafood Imports Fda Inspection

Author:Marion Nestle

“Actually, Ive been a fanatical health nut for five years.”

Years Five Five Years Nuts

Author:Jerome Hines

“I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”

Source: The Portable Steinbeck

“Love your enemies and drive them nuts.”

Enemy Love You Nuts Love Your Enemies

Author:Brother Dave Gardner

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