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“I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.”

I Can Funny Comedy Glasses Cooks Cheese Orange Juice Sandwiches Ham Orange Juice Cheese Sandwiches

Author:Dara O Briain

“I use the word totally too much. I need to change it up and use a word that is different but has the same meaning. Mitch do you like submarine sandwiches? All-encompassingly.”

Needs Different Use Humor Funny Comedy Too Much Sandwiches Need A Change Submarines I Need A Change

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."”

Feels Doe Facts Shows Checks Guts Cheese Sandwiches Grilled Cheese Cheese Sandwiches

Author:Stephen Colbert

“I want a sandwich named after me.”

Want Fame Sandwiches

Author:Jon Stewart

“Having done 300 television shows and almost 60 movies, I'm tired of having guys who are younger than some sandwiches I've had, telling me to turn left at the couch. There's no appreciation of actors and no sense of history.”

Done Shows Guy Turns Actors Left Television Tired Appreciation Sandwiches Couches I'm Tired Television Shows No Appreciation

Author:Burt Reynolds

“Call me All-American, but I love Ham and Cheese sandwiches. And not just any old ham and cheese sandwich... My mother's is the best. I've tried many times to make these sandwiches on my own, but it's never the same.”

Mother My Own Call Me Cheese Sandwiches Cheesy Ham Cheese Sandwiches

Author:Andy Roddick

“I tried to go anorexic for a good three hours. I ate ice and celery, but that’s not even anorexic. And I quit. I was like, 'Ma, can you make me a sandwich? Like, immediately.'”

Three Hours Quitting Ice Sandwiches Eating Disorder I Quit Anorexics Celery

Author:Meghan Trainor

“Life is good when you have a good sandwich.”

Life Is Sandwiches Life Is Good

Author:Keanu Reeves

“I had acne late, in college. My skin used to be really flawless. Went to college, became a vegetarian, ate a lot of cheese - big mistake. Here I am trying to be healthy and I'm eating grilled cheese sandwiches and French fries every day, having mad eruptions all over my face.”

“When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.”

Order Rooms My Favorite Mood Sandwiches Peanuts Jelly Peanut Butter Room Service Peanut Butter And Jelly

Author:Pharrell Williams

“When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.”

Literature Notes Boxes Sexy Lunch Sandwiches

Author:Anne Rice

“If I became lost in the multiverse, exploring infinite parallel dimensions, my only criterion for settling down somewhere would be whether or not I could find you: and once I did, I'd stay there even if it was a world ruled by giant spider-priests, or one where killer robots won the Civil War, or even a world where sandwiches were never invented, because you'd make it the best of all possible worlds anyway, and plus we could get rich off inventing sandwiches.”

“A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.”

Ifs Wanted Law Sandwiches Jury Ham Grand Jury Judge And Jury

Author:Sol Wachtler

“There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff, enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.”

Enough Ability Relationship Presses Curious Candidates Seats Affected Staff Reporters Small Things Sandwiches Competent Deadline Briefing

Author:Ronald Steel

“The mediocrity principle simply states that you aren't special. The universe does not revolve around you; this planet isn't privileged in any unique way; your country is not the perfect product of directed, intentional fate; and that tuna sandwich you had for lunch was not plotting to give you indigestion.”

Way Giving Doe Country States Universe Perfect Principles Fate Special Planets Products Unique Lunch Mediocrity Privileged Sandwiches Relatable Indigestion Tuna

Author:PZ Myers

“You know, nobody eats in England. three or four pints of english beer a night fills you. i can’t say i’m very impressed with the food in America. it’s all sort of bland. like turkey sandwiches.”

Knows I Can America Night Three Four England Beer Impressed Turkeys Sandwiches Bland Pints

Author:Anne Dudley

“Dagwood Bumstead was a great unrecognized hero of American literature. He showed up every day, he got knocked down every day, he never got to eat his sandwich every day, the dog jumped on him every day, his wife was giving him a hard time and he showed up every day.”

Giving Hard Literature Wife Dog Hero Hard Times Sandwiches Knocked Down American Literature

Author:James L. Brooks

“I need to eat before a workout. If I exercise in the morning, I'll have a little oatmeal, cereal, or a hard-boiled egg with toast. If I go in the afternoon, I'll eat a turkey sandwich with cheese for lunch.”

Ifs Needs Littles Hard Morning Exercise Eggs Lunch Afternoon Cheese Workout Turkeys Sandwiches Toasts Cereal Oatmeal Boiled Eggs

Author:Ana Ortiz

“Working-girls, in pairs and groups and swarms, loitered by these windows, choosing their future boudoirs from some resplendent display which included even a man's silk pajamas laid domestically across the bed. They stood in front of the jewelry stores and picked out their engagement rings, and their wedding rings and their platinum wrist watches, and then drifted on to inspect the feather fans and opera cloaks; meanwhile digesting the sandwiches and Sundaes they had eaten for lunch.”

Source: Babylon Revisited and Other Stories (Fitzgerald’s Greatest Short Stories): A Collection of short stories from the author of The Great Gatsby, The Side of Paradise, Tender Is the Night, The Beautiful and Damned, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button and many other notable works

“I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple”

Couple Green Odd Meat Brown Cheese Oscars Sandwiches Madison Odd Couple

Author:Neil Simon

“Dr. Lipsenthal is a profound explorer of our inner and outer worlds. Enjoy Every Sandwich will help you heal your fear of death and embrace the true joy of life's extraordinary journey.”

World Helping Joy Enjoy Journey Embrace Profound Extraordinary Heal Drs Fear Of Death Sandwiches Joy Of Life Explorers Outer Worlds True Joy

Author:Edgar Mitchell

“I don't get why my fans call me yummy. I mean I'm not a sandwich!”

Mean Fans Call Me Sandwiches Yummy

Author:Justin Bieber

“In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up with a dish whose name, when you look it up in your Spanish-English dictionary, turns out to mean: Eel with big abcess.”

Looks Mean Bigs Turns Names Food Wind Chickens Dishes Spain Attempting Dictionary Sandwiches Salad Eels

Author:Dave Barry

“Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!”

Ends Son Tonight Wwe Sandwiches Mustard

Author:John Cena

“Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!”

Funny Sweet Ice Wwe Cream Ice Cream Sandwiches

Author:Dwayne Johnson

“You wanna do this...you wanna go right now...do you want to, GO?...then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you.”

Want Funny Rocks Right Now Concern Wwe Sandwiches Bologna

Author:Dwayne Johnson

“Heaven is on the other side of that feeling you get when you’re sitting on the couch and you get up and make a triple-decker sandwich. It’s on the other side of that, when you don’t make the sandwich. It’s about sacrifice... It’s about giving up the things that basically keep you from feeling. That’s what I believe, anyway. I’m always asking, "What am I going to give up next?" Because I want to feel.”

Want Giving Feels Believe Feelings Next I Believe Heaven Sides Sacrifice Giving Up Sitting Asking Get Up Sandwiches Couches That Feeling You Get

Author:Jim Carrey

“I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!”

Clubs Indian Fabulous Sandwiches Pasta Indian Food

Author:Preity Zinta

“Believe me, I understand the need for easy and speedy. After a 12-hour day of shooting 'Chopped,' say, I'm talking stir-fry, spaghetti, heck, peanut-butter sandwiches. But that's not about the joy of food. That's survival.”

Needs Believe Joy Easy Hours Talking Survival Shooting Believe In Me Sandwiches Peanuts Peanut Butter Spaghetti Peanut Butter Sandwiches Stir Fry

Author:Ted Allen

“I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic.”

Fingers Rings Grades Grandfather Hung My Grandfather Sandwiches Garlic Cafeteria Sardines

Author:Rachael Ray

“Translation is entirely mysterious. Increasingly I have felt that the art of writing is itself translating, or more like translating than it is like anything else. What is the other text, the original? I have no answer. I suppose it is the source, the deep sea where ideas swim, and one catches them in nets of words and swings them shining into the boat... where in this metaphor they die and get canned and eaten in sandwiches.”

Writing Art Ideas Dies Felt Answers Sea Source Originals Shining Metaphor Boat Mysterious Swim Swings Translate Translations Sandwiches Art Of Writing Deep Sea

Author:Ursula K. Le Guin

“Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.”

Food Taste Squares Sandwiches

Author:Peter Kay

“If people have to choose between freedom and sandwiches they will take sandwiches.”

People Ifs Politics Sandwiches

Author:John Boyd Orr

“If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?”

People Ifs Humor Today Funny Land Food Computer Humorous Crosses Instruments Flying Covered Bottles Airplane Fog Sandwiches Airline Liquor Radar Runway Air Travel Bologna

Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.”

Way Feelings Funny Interesting Humorous England Attractive Pleasant Persist Sandwiches Foreigners

Book:So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Source: So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

“Fast food is the one thing everyone can relate to. It's depressing, but also interesting, that people desire to eat the same sandwich in every single city in the world. But the biggest bummer is when you see a Subway in Berlin. Just devastating.”

People World Desire Interesting Cities One Thing Relate Depressing Sandwiches Berlin Subway Fast Food Cities In The World Bummer

Author:Patrick Carney

“The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.”

I Can Best Things Sandwiches Peanuts Jelly Peanut Butter Peanut Butter And Jelly Peanut Butter Sandwiches

Author:Mario Diaz-Balart

“It's never about the screwup - it's always about the recovery. That's the thing about it... if it comes out a little rare you call it carpaccio. It comes out a little overcooked, you shred it up and put in on a sandwich.”

Ifs Littles Recovery Sandwiches

Author:Tyler Florence

“I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.”

Kind Littles Mom My Favorite Pops Sandwiches Diners

Author:Billy Gardell

“There's a very passionate pro-chewing movement on the Internet called Chewdiasm. They say that we should be chewing 50 to 100 times per mouthful, which is insane. I tried that. It takes like a day and a half to eat a sandwich. But their basic idea is right. If you chew, you'll eat slower and you will get more nutrients.”

Ifs Should Ideas Half Movement Internet Passionate Insane Sandwiches Chewing Nutrients

Author:A. J. Jacobs

“I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.”

People Thinking Knows Want Children Stories Shows Home Able Turns Television Tvs Married Clothes Jokes Iron Sandwiches Turn-on Nannies Married With Children

Author:Peter Krause