“President Obama says he wants to put an end to the policy, 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' Yeah, in the military. This is not to be confused with George Bush's policy, 'Don't Know, Don't Care.' That's a whole different deal.” KnowsWantDifferentEndsWholeCareAsksPresidentDealsMilitaryPolicyYeahDon't CareConfusedPresident Obama Author:David Letterman
“On TV you can, you know you can cram, you know, 30 people into a closet and have an orgy, and then they can all shoot up, and everybody has cigarettes in their nostrils and their ears. They don't care. So yeah, television is amazing right now.” PeopleKnowsCareTelevisionTvsRight NowEarsYeahDon't CareCigaretteClosets Author:Billy Bob Thornton
“At some point in your life you have to engage with the fact that you are part of a society. Yeah the individual is the most important facet in society but unless every individual is the recipient of free health care, free education decent affordable housing and a proper pension then only the rich and powerful will be individuals and the rest of us will be exploited by them.” ImportantFactsCareIndividualPowerfulRichYeahHealth CareDecentHousingAffordableFacetsPensionFree EducationAffordable Housing Author:Billy Bragg
“You know when you go into a restaurant, and it gets busy and they start a waiting list, and they start calling out names, "DuFresnes, party of two." They say again, "DuFresnes, party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll just go to the next name, "Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the DuFresnes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! And they're hungry! That's a double whammy! "Bush, search party of three!" You can eat once you find the DuFresnes!” PeopleIfsKnowsTwoHumorSeemsCareFunnyThreeNextNamesWaitingAnswersPartyHappenedMissingCallingYeahBusyListsHungryRestaurants Author:Mitch Hedberg
“Oh yeah - you have to write every day. Or every weekday. Because writing is a job. It's not eureka moments over and over. It's grueling work, panning for gold. You just keep at it and eventually you get a few grains. Or flakes. Or whatever gold looks like in rivers. Or maybe it's like fishing. Who cares? You just have to do it every day because you never know which day is going to be your productive day.” KnowsWritingLooksMomentsCareJobsRiversGoldYeahProductiveFishingOver ItGrainWho CaresFlakesWeekdays Author:Tim Schafer
“You know what I never get with the limo? The tinted windows. Is that so people don't see you? Yeah, what a better way not to have people notice you than taking a thirty foot Cadillac with a TV antenna and a uniformed driver. How discreet. Nobody cares who's in the limo. You see a limo go by, you know it's either some rich jerk or fifty prom kids with $1.75 each.” PeopleKnowsWayCareKidsRichFeetTvsWindowYeahThirtyFiftyDriversBetter WaysJerkPromNobody CaresDiscreetCadillacsAntennaLimos Author:Jerry Seinfeld
“I'd go back, yeah. I don't care, I got a kid, man - I'll sell tampons. I mean, there's no selling-out once you get a kid. I got a kid.” MenMeanCareKidsYeahSellsDon't CareSellingI Don't CareSelling OutTampons Author:Jay Mohr
“The three auto companies in the United States, they're all scrambling to come up with a plan, some way to reinvent themselves. Well this week Ford did its part. Ford unveiled a new hybrid, the Ford Fusion, which will get almost 40 miles to the gallon. Isn't that amazing? Yeah, and when asked how much it would cost, a spokesman for Ford said, '$25 billion.' They just want that money; they don't care. That's without mud flaps.” WayWantWellsSaidStatesCareThreeUnitedCompanyUnited StatesPlansWeekCostYeahCome UpDon't CareBillionsMilesMudHybridFusionGallons Author:Conan O'Brien
“I see what those people are doing with computers and it's just the new way of doing things and I don't look down on them for it, it's kind of funny that there are a lot of people - and I don't even care, this isn't me being like "well I do this" - but there are definitely people who are like: "Yeah I played all that."” PeopleWayWellsLooksKindCareComputerYeahNew WaysNew Ways Of Doing Things Author:The Rocket Summer
“What led me to that was I have never - I mean, I watch movies and I don't care who is the protagonist. I feel what that guy is feeling. You know, if it's Tom Cruise leaping over a building - I want to make it, you know? And I'm going to - yes, I made it. And yeah, so I get that.” IfsKnowsWantFeelsMeanMadeFeelingsCareGuyWatchesBuildingYeahDon't CareMade ItI Don't CareTomsThat GuyCruiseProtagonistsWatch Movie Author:Meryl Streep
“Also to get to see over the course of time how they change, and how Andy [Hertzfeld], regardless of how he's treated, still maintains a friendship with Steve [Jobs] over the course of time. Enough to want to show up and cheer him on. It says a lot about his character, and also that he cares about Steve. Yeah, I find it moving, and I find it a lovely thing on Andy's part.” WantStillsEnoughCharacterShowsCareJobsMovingCoursesYeahLovelyTreatedCheerLovely Things Author:Michael Stuhlbarg
“Just like I described in health care, yeah, somebody comes in, they got new ideas, maybe ideas that are completely opposite of my ideas. Maybe some of it goes, maybe some of that progress goes back. Maybe they think of some things we didn't think of, and so in some other areas - we can learn something.” ThinkingIdeasCareProgressAreasOppositesYeahHealth CareNew Ideas Author:Barack Obama
“Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care.” RealCareGirlDealsHolyYeahPirateCaribbeanHoly GrailHe Doesn't Care Author:William H. Macy
“Nudge threw her arms around my neck. 'I love you Max! I love all of us too!' Yeah, me too,' Said the Gasman. 'I don't care if we have our house, or a cliff ledge, or a cardboard box. Home is wherever we all are, together.” IfsSaidHomeCareTogetherHouseLove YouArmsYeahBoxesDon't CareI Don't CareNecksCliffsMaxNudgeLedgesCardboard Boxes Author:James Patterson
“Yeah, I know getting high isn't so smart. Ask me if I care.” IfsKnowsCareAsksSmartYeahAsk MeI CareGetting High Book:Fallout Source: Fallout
“I'll take care of my mother," he said grimly. "I love her, but she doesn't run my life." "Yeah, that's what we all say. You. Me. Lucy." She stabbed the stick into the dirt. "These are powerful women. They're sane, they're smart, they rule their worlds, and they love us ferociously. A potent combination that makes it touch to pretend they're normal mothers.” WorldSaidCareRunningMotherPowerfulNormalSmartYeahSticksTake CareCombinationSaneDirtPowerful WomenLucy Author:Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“When he pulled back, Blay frowned. "You're shaking." Was it possible he wasn't imagining this? "Am I?" "Yes." "I don't care. I love you. I love you so damned much, and I"m sorry that I wasn't male enough to admit—" Blay stopped him with a kiss. "You're plenty male enough now--the rest of it's in the past." "I just...God, I really am shaking, aren't I? Yeah. But it's okay — I've got you." Qhuinn turned his face into one of the male's palms. "You always have. You've always had me...and my heart. My soul. Everything.” HeartSoulEnoughCarePastFacesLove YouMy HeartKissingOkayYeahMalesSorryDon't CareMy SoulPlentyI Don't CareI'm SorryPalmsShaking Author:J.R. Ward
“In a recent attack ad, the NRA claims that President Obama cares about his own children more than he cares about other children. In response, President Obama was like, 'Yeah, that's how families work.'” ChildrenCarePresidentGunClaimsYeahResponsePresident ObamaAdsGun ControlNraObama Care Author:Jimmy Fallon