“In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that much.” KnowsHateComedyI HateInsultCopSpellingJust Kids Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I never go see live comedy shows because I just sit in the audience thinking, "Here's what I would say. Here's what I would do if I got up there." It drives me crazy.” IfsThinkingShowsAudienceComedyCrazyDrive Me CrazyComedy Shows Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works.” TryingDoeSeemsSituationComedyIdealsDisasterComedianAlways TryingLearning From Failure Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I'm not a comedy writer, I'm a comedian, so I only write stuff that I would want to say.” WantWritingStuffComedyComedian Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I always loved comedy, but it never seemed like something that I could do professionally.” ComedyLike Something Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Comedy Central made me delete the Boston Marathon joke. I wasn't happy about it but, despite popular belief, I can occasionally be a team player.” MadeI CanBeliefComedyPlayerTeamJokesDespiteBostonMarathonTeam PlayerBoston Marathon Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I can stand by a tweet. But Comedy Central said they couldn't publicly support me, unless I deleted it. I wasn't about to tell the people who work for me that they didn't have jobs anymore because I wasn't going to delete a stupid tweet.” PeopleSaidI CanJobsSupportComedyStupidTweetSupport Me Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I got into comedy because I wanted to get into writing.” WritingWantedComedy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I think some people just don't know that much about comedy. It would be like a person who didn't know anything about football thinking all offensive linemen are the same.” PeopleThinkingKnowsPersonsWould BeComedyFootballOffensiveLinemanLinemenOffensive Lineman Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“That's the worst way you can hear about comedy material: from a third person's blog story that they wrote when they were upset.” WayPersonsStoriesComedyWorstMaterialsThirdsUpsetBlogsThird Person Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“About a year after I moved to Los Angeles, I decided I wanted to be a joke writer for a late night talk show. So I met with a late night joke writer and he told me that I should start by doing stand-up comedy, because that would really hone my sense of humor and joke writing ability. Eventually I took a stand-up class and a few months later I had a seven-minute act.” ShouldWritingYearsShowsWantedNightAbilityClassComedyMinutesMonthsMetsLateJokesDecidedMovedSevenLos AngelesSense Of HumorTalk ShowsLate NightStand Up Comedy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“My first time on stage was the class "graduation" at the Comedy Store. It was awesome. Everything got huge laughs and I just thought I knew how to do comedy.” FirstsClassLaughingComedyStageHugeFirst TimeStores Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“My perfect night would be going out to an awesome restaurant, then heading over to the Comedy Cellar to hang out with other comics, drinking beers and making fun of each other.” Would BeNightFunPerfectComedyDrinkingBeerRestaurantsHanging OutGoing OutHeadingsDrinking BeerCellarsPerfect Night Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.” ChildrenWholeShowsSimpleLevelsComedyChangedSonMarriedIncrediblesActressesAnarchyMarried With Children Author:Anthony Jeselnik
