“It was important to me to be cool as a comedian. I didn't want to be a crowd-pleaser who sent out the vibe of, "I need you guys." I wanted to be so cool that the audience could leave and I would still be killing, that I didn't want to have to rely on them or need them. That really appealed to me.” WantNeedsStillsImportantWantedGuyAudienceKillingCrowdsComedianRelyNeed YouBeing CoolI Need YouPleasersCrowd Pleasers Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I like the idea of being the funny guy in the dramatic thing, playing a hit man with a weird sense of humor.” MenIdeasGuyDramaticSense Of HumorFunny Guy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“People are surprised that I'm nice and it helps me out a little bit; it's easy to be nice when everyone thinks you're going to be a jerk but if people think you're a nice guy then it's tough because it's what they expect.” PeopleIfsThinkingLittlesHelpingGuyEasyBitsNiceLittle BitToughHelp MeBeing NiceJerkNice Guy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I had written for Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman in the past. Jimmy had a different voice, and different priorities. He couldnt be the bad guy in the joke; he couldnt upset people, really.” PeopleDifferentPastGuyVoiceWrittenJokesPrioritiesUpsetBad GuysJimmyDifferent Voices Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“Im not the voice of reason; Im more the guy using these offensive topics as fodder to raise tension in a joke.” ReasonGuyVoiceJokesRaisesTensionOffensiveTopicsFodderVoice Of Reason Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I had to break up with my last girlfriend for lying about being raped by her neighbor. But I've met her neighbor, he's a cool guy. Not like her other creepy ass neighbor though.” LastsLyingGuyBreakMetsNeighborAssGirlfriendCreepyLike HerCool Guy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I'm actually a really nice guy, once you get to blow me.” GuyNiceBlowReally NiceNice Guy Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“When I was little, I would burn ants with a magnifying glass. But now that I'm older, I'm more of a cat guy.” LittlesGuyCatGlassesAntsMagnifyingMagnifying Glass Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.” ThinkingHas BeensGuyBlackWifeBabyMy FriendsHolesBangingBlack Guys Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“What do they call that hat Jewish guys always wear? A Yankees cap.” GuyHatsYankeesCaps Author:Anthony Jeselnik
“I'm very arrogant and mean. I'm almost like a bad guy professional wrestler.” MeanGuyArrogantBad GuysWrestler Author:Anthony Jeselnik
