When You Lie About Your Age, the Terror...
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“Making love to a woman is like buying real estate: location, location, location.”
Source: When You Lie About Your Age, the Terrorists Win: Reflections on Looking in the Mirror
“Like a lot of women, I'm bisexual. Once I have sex with you - bye!”
“The only thing I said to my parents when I was a teenager was Hang up, I got it!”
“As a writer, the worst thing you can do is work in an environment of fear of rejection.”
“I cried when I turned 34 for no other reason than 34 sounded old to me at the time.”
“I feel I've always got to keep my stand-up because I never want to lose it.”
“I never thought I was going to have children. I just thought after 45, that was it.”
“I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.”
“My father was the kind of guy who'd always say 'Throw out any subject and I got a joke on it,'”
“Just be your authentic self because there's nothing sexier or more beautiful than that.”
“My kind of gay is like the late-breaking-lesbian kind of gay.”
Source: When You Lie About Your Age, the Terrorists Win: Reflections on Looking in the Mirror