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Famous Gabriel Iglesias Quotes
“With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?”
“I'm not fat. It's just my awesomeness swelling up inside of me.”
“When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.”
“You know what I learned about Hawaiians? They're just blown up Mexicans!”
“The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.”
“When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.”
“My favorite people to have fun with are police officers 'cause they're so serious, you know.”
“I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences. I cross the board.”
“I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I'm doing. If I can keep this going, I'm happy.”
“I'm not selling out, denying who I am or where I've come from, not at all. I acknowledge that.”
“For me, the hardest thing was dropping the whole Latino comic title.”