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Famous Greg Gutfeld Quotes
“When you get famous and rich when you're young, what happens is you start feeling insecure.”
“I don't like the way my hair looks, so we're going to do the whole show over.”
“Al Sharpton chases the spotlight the way Obama chases golf balls”
“I haven`t used that word since I was 7 years old. I don`t understand Donald Trump.”
“I don't believe a religion affords any protection if they are connected to any kind of terror.”
“I love it when the market reacts naturally to events. It's like a cat coughing up a fur ball.”
“The media is Obama's scandal condom.”
“If America was a house, the Left would root for the termites.”
“A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.”
“We need to remember who the enemy is, and then we need to eat them alive.”
“The problem with leftism as a vice is that everyone else is stuck with the hangover.”
“A Smith & Wesson does more for empowering women than Feminism ever could”
“You can't get more racist than hating black conservatives just because they're black.”
“Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.”
“Chris Matthews is so nuts that if he ate a snickers bar it would be cannibalism.”
“Why is our media quick to find evil in our local police, but tnot in Islamic terror?”