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Famous Jeff Foxworthy Quotes
“You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.”
“If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.”
“If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck.”
“If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck”
“If you think fast food is hittin a deer att 65 miles per hr.. you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out.”
“If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck”
“You might be a redneck if...you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
“You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.”
“You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”
“If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.”