“I think human beings probably resonate with audiences more than bunnies, but who knows?”
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Famous Matt Groening Quotes
“First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
“If at first you don't succeed - give it up. It isn't worth the pain.”
“Masturbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It's nothing to be particularly proud of, either.”
“Science fiction and comedy are generally a pretty bumpy mix.”
“When DVDs finally disappear, I'm going to be sad. I'll miss the commentaries.”
“Part of the fun of being alive is knowing that you're annoying the hell out of someone else.”
“Keep your expectations tiny you'll go through life not so whiney.”
“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”
“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“Did you hear something?" "No." "Did I hear something?" "...I don't know.”
“I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy. Homer Simpson”
“You toyed with my heart, like it was a toy heart. (Lisa Simpson)”
“This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!" Homer Simpson”
“You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on." Homer Simpson”
“Do my worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." --Mr. Burns”
“Ned, have you considered any of the other major religions? They're all pretty much the same.”
“But we all had an agreement to let each other get away with everything! That's Capitalism!”
“When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!" (Homer Simpson)”
“When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”