The Big Book of Hell
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“You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail.”
“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”
“You've got to embrace the future. You can whine about it, but you've got to embrace it.”
“The French are funny, sex is funny, and comedies are funny, yet no French sex comedies are funny.”
“Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.”
“A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things.”
“Basically, everything I try to do is to present an alternative to what somebody else is doing.”
“Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.”
“I always say that 'Futurama' is real, and 'The Simpsons' is fiction.”
“I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I will do it again.”
“I like the 'Simpsons' pinball machines. Those are pretty great.”
“I was always frightened by taverns. They just seemed like very unpleasant places to go.”
“We've been running a little behind schedule. But only by about 15 years or so.”
“Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.”