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Famous Matt Groening Quotes
“First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”