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Famous Matt Groening Quotes
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”