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Famous Matt Groening Quotes
“I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!”
“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson”
“But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.”
“I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson”
“When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!”
“I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.”
“Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.”
“Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.”
“I believe that children are our future. Unless we stop them now.”
“I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.”