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Famous Milton Jones Quotes
“My wife... its difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore.”
“If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work, bee keepers are going to be furious.”
“Militant feminists, I take my hat off to them, they don't like that.”
“I lost my job as a cricket commentator for saying "I don't want to bore you with the details".”
“The pollen count, now that's a difficult job. Especially if you've got hay fever.”
“Old ladies in wheelchairs with blankets over their legs, I don't think so...retired mermaids.”
“I got arrested for playing chess in the street. I said, it's because I'm black, isn't it.”
“When my daughter was born she had jaundice, she was small, round and yellow. we called her Melony.”
“My grandfather invented the cold air balloon... But it never really took off.”
“You know the animal that kills the most people in the world? The Hepatitis Bee.”
“A lot of people like cats. Take the Pope, for example: I read recently that he was a cat-oholic!”
“The school had a big problem with drugs... especially Class A.”