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Famous W. C. Fields Quotes
“Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.”
“I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).”
“I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.”
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
“Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.”
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”
“The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.”
“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
“Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.”