“This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.”
“This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.”
“Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.”
“The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.”
“I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.”