“I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.”
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Famous W. C. Fields Quotes
“I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.”
“I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.”
“I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.”
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
“If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.”
“I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.”