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Famous Will Rogers Quotes
“Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.”
Source: Will Rogers' Weekly Articles: The Hoover Years, 1929-1931
“There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.”
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.”
“The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.”