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“Personally, I know nothing about sex, because I have always been married.”
“It was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“My husband taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”
“I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?”
“I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.”
“I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.”
“I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.”
“One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.”
“Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.”
“We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.”
“Being jealous of a beautiful woman is not going to make you more beautiful.”
“To have twenty lovers in one year is easy. To have one lover for twenty years is difficult.”
“What I call loaded, I'm not. What other people call loaded I am.”
“I've never met an ugly millionaire. They all look cute. No wonder I married 4 of them”
“As a woman, you have to choose between your fanny or your face. I chose my face.”
“It's never as easy to keep your own spouse happy as it is to make someone else's spouse happy.”
“I never hated any of my ex-fiances enough to return the rings.”
“I was always a good housekeeper. Whenever I divorced I always kept the house.”
“My husband said it was him or the cat. I miss him sometimes.”
“When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.”
“There is nothing wrong with a woman welcoming all men's advances as long as they are in cash”
“I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?”
“A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.”
“I don't take gifts from perfect strangers — but then, nobody is perfect.”
“If I would believe what I read about myself, I would hate my guts too.”
“I love the intellectual type. They know everything and suspect nothing.”
“I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.”
“The only place men want depth in a woman is in her décolletage.”