M Quotes
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All M Quotes
“My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.”
“My wife cooks. I can't cook. I can remix leftovers pretty good, though.”
“My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.”
“My wife disagrees with 100 percent of what I say. That's the same marriage I have.”
“My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.”
“My wife doesn't like Football but she watches it just for Messi.”
“My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.”
“My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.”
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
“My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.”
“My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.”
“My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.”
“My wife has teeth like the stars... they come out at night.”
“My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark”