“My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing.”
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“My wife is so funny and talented and never lets anybody fail next to her.”
“My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.”
“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”
“My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.”
“My wife is the fact-checker, I'm in the story telling business.”
“My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.”
“My wife likes the hockey smell because its the smell of a warrior.”
“My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park.”
“My wife made me join a bridge club... I jump off next Tuesday.”
“My wife made me the man I am today. For those that know me...tell me I’m lying.”
“My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.”
“My wife may be in a merciful mood, but I am not.”
“My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.”
“My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.”