“My wife has to be the worst cook. I've got the only dog who begs for alka-seltzer.”
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“My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.”
“My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.”
“My wife holds the kite strings that let me go 'weeeeeee', then she reels me back in.”
“My Wife, I get to keep you forever. ~Lucian Bane~”
“My wife is 37 years younger than me. I don't feel the difference.”
“My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.”
“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”
“My wife is amazing. She had to know she was getting into a heap of trouble when we met.”
“My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.”
“My wife is Dutch and very independent. She never wanted or needed to be married.”
“My wife is Greek. I was a non-denomination Christian before we got married.”
“My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.”
“My wife is Jewish, and therefore, it's my children's birthright to be Jewish.”
“My wife is Mexican and my constituency is very, very multicultural.”
“My wife is my in-home editor and reads everything I write.”
“My wife is my soul mate. I can't imagine being without her.”
“My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework.”
“My wife is really unhappy with my agent. But I'm the big winner.”