Source: Clock Dance
M Quotes
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All M Quotes
Source: Four Weeks In The Trenches; The War Story Of A Violinist [Illustrated Edition]
“My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.”
“My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.”
“My wife wants something foreign for Christmas - like a Mexican divorce.”
“My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day.”
“My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked, and now she's afraid of the light.”
Source: The Waltz of the Toreadors
“My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.”
Source: The Life of Hon. William F. Cody, Known as Buffalo Bill, the Famous Hunter, Scout, and Guide: An Autobiography
“My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.”
Source: Strange Weather in Tokyo
“My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.”
“My wife would probably say I'm the messiest person in the history of husbands.”
“My wife's beautiful. That's why I married her. Because I want to see her every day.”
“My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'”
“My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.”
“My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.”
“My wife's not only my best friend but she's damn hot, too.”