M Quotes
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All M Quotes
“My wife said I look like a Latin American dictator. I said, 'That's what I am'”
“My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"”
“My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.”
“My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.”
“My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show.”
“My wife sends her regards. Send mine to the Devil, I’m coming for his job.”
“My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.”
“My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.”
“My wife Susi and my kids quite simply are the most fun of all my friends.”
“My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son.”
“My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple of weeks.”
“My wife thinks she's better than me at puzzles. I haven't given in on that one yet.”
“My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize.”
“My wife told me I'm not as disgusting to her as I used to be.”