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“Prostitution is the art of separating the vagina from the woman, and the man from the money.”
“The world of dating is filled with bad dates, social mishaps and crappy sex.”
“All too often, a man gets into debt mainly, or even only, to get inside a woman or women.”
“Your legs spin luminous webs that I still get stuck in every single time.”
“The universe blew me a kiss & you landed upon my lips, love.”
“Sometimes I find myself arguing with her hips because her walk is so mean.”
“She's like a tulip that's still gorgeous even though she just can't open up.”
“Your eyes have fingers that grip me by the collar of my soul & pull me into you.”
“She goes down like the sunset & brings the sweetest night creatures howling out of me.”
“Size definitely counts: some things are too small … and some are too big.”
“He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.”
“Life is surreal. When you step back and really take a look at it, the irony is absolute.”
“I never had to chase 7 women but always and whenever there was only one.”