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“I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.”

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Author:Lenny Clarke

“Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.”

Years Persons Funny Moving Five Let Me Divorce Credit Five Years Funny Divorce Years Of Marriage

Author:Rich Vos

“Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.”

Funny Wife Tough Addiction Divorce My Wife Get Over Funny Divorce Enablers

Author:Dave Mordal

“What happened? Satan was busy?”

Funny Happened Busy Divorce Satan Funny Divorce

Author:Sam Kinison

“I can't take his genius any more.”

I Can Funny Genius Divorce Funny Divorce

Author:Rita Hayworth

“It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.”

Wells Women Divorce Old Woman

Book:The Philanderer

Source: The Philanderer

“Two lives that once part are as ships that divide.”

Two Divorce Ships Divides Two Lives Inspirational Divorce

Author:Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton

“In the beginning, you tamp down the animosity for the kids' sake. I'm not going to deny that I went through the wringer. But I don't think I doubted we'd end up here. That was always my dream, that the kids can have two loving parents that show respect for each other. And I feel that's what they have.”

Thinking Feels Two Ends Shows Dream Kids Parent Sake Deny Divorce Doubted Animosity Show Respect Loving Parents

Author:Elin Nordegren

“I know I will have to come to forgiveness and acceptance of what has happened for me to go on and be happy in the future. And I know I will get there eventually. I wish him all the best in the future, as a person and as an athlete ... I feel privileged to have witnessed a part of his golfing career.”

Knows Feels Persons Wish Careers Happened Acceptance Goes On Athlete Divorce Privileged Golfing All The Best

Author:Elin Nordegren

“I have moved on and I am in a good place. My relationship with Tiger is centered around our children and we are doing really good - we really are - and I am so happy that is the case. He is a great father.”

Children Father Cases Our Children Moved Divorce Tigers Good Place Moved On Great Father

Author:Elin Nordegren

“My main focus is to try to give myself time to heal...Forgiveness takes time. It is the last step of the grieving process.”

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Author:Elin Nordegren

“I've been through hell. It's hard to think you have this life, and then all of a sudden - was it a lie? You're struggling because it wasn't real. But I survived. It was hard, but it didn't kill me.”

Thinking Real Hard Lying Struggle Hell Divorce This Life Survived Kill Me

Author:Elin Nordegren

“I wanted to die. I had a panic attack.”

Wanted Dies Divorce Panic Panic Attacks Wanted To Die

Author:Shania Twain

“I had been very angry, angry enough to lose control; none of us are above it.”

Enough Loses Angry Divorce

Author:Shania Twain

“Yes, definitely I do feel betrayed, but I've got to take everything that's happened and learn from it. I accept that that's a chapter of my life that's finished. And I've just got to be grateful that I've got so many good things going on. I have.”

Feels Accepting Happened Grateful Good Things Divorce Finished Chapters Be Grateful Betrayed

Author:Cheryl Cole

“I think that divorce is hard for anyone. It's a nightmare - it just is - and you can pretend you're fine. And [there are] days you're great [and] days you're not great.”

Thinking Hard Fine Divorce Nightmare

Author:Nicole Kidman

“It took me a very long time to heal. It was a shock to my system.”

Long Long Time Divorce Heal Shock Time Heals

Author:Nicole Kidman

“It was like a death in the family: You go through the mourning stage, then the rebellion, and then all of a sudden you have to find life by yourself. . . . I loved everything about marriage. I loved having a companion to wake up with and have barbecues with. But things happen and people grow apart. I don't really ever talk about the divorce because it was a heart-wrenching thing to go through.”

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Author:Jessica Simpson

“It was heartbreaking . . . I think it was disappointing because I had such an identity in being 'Mrs. Parker', and being a wife, and so when that's taken away from you, you [think], 'Who am I?”

Thinking Taken Wife Identity Divorce Heartbreaking Disappointing Away From You

Author:Eva Longoria

“So many people want me to hate him and destroy him, but I don't want to. I want him to be happy. He's not a bad person.”

People Want Persons Hate Divorce Want Me Want Him Hate Him

Author:Eva Longoria

“I do believe in forgiving and forgetting. There was a reason we were together. I just want to hold on to the good times.”

Want Believe Reason Together Forget Forgiving Divorce Good Times

Author:Eva Longoria

“I do not regret getting married nor do I regret getting divorced.”

Regret Married Divorce Divorced I Regret Getting Married

Author:Eva Longoria

“I think with any sort of rejection, you're angry that you weren't enough for that person. So I don't know if I'm angry at myself for not being enough, or if I'm angry at him for not considering me to be enough.”

Ifs Thinking Knows Persons Enough Angry Divorce Rejection Considering

Author:Jennie Garth

“Anyone who gets divorced goes through a lot of pain ... I don't think I want to get married again.”

Thinking Want Pain Married Divorce Divorced

Author:Ryan Reynolds

“I've gone through a really hard divorce, and anyone who has gone through a divorce will speak about how hard the journey is from start to finish. It's a life-uprooting time.”

Hard Speak Gone Journey Divorce Inspirational Divorce Uprooting

Author:Christina Aguilera

“We fell in love quickly. We got married very quickly. It didn't work out the way we wanted it to. There's nothing more to it.”

Way Wanted Married Work Out Divorce

Author:Jaime Pressly

“It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life.”

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Author:Demi Moore

“Marriage is one of the most difficult things in the world and unfortunately sometimes they fail.”

World Sometimes Difficult Failing Divorce Difficult Things

Author:Demi Moore

“There's got to be grief.”

Grief Divorce

Author:Victoria Principal

“Losing my mind From this hollow in my heart”

Mind Heart My Heart Losing Divorce Hollow Losing My Mind

Author:Mariah Carey

“The end of a marriage has got to be one of the saddest events one can experience. I’ve heard that the pain [of divorce] is second only to an actual death in the family, and that sounds about right.”

Ends Pain Sound Heard Events Divorce Divorced Saddest

Author:Danica McKellar

“I don't know how to let you go/ You are so deep down in my soul.”

Knows Soul Know How Divorce My Soul Deep Down Letting You Go

Author:Keith Anderson

“Men are just like a book - with a beginning, middle and an end.”

Men Book Ends Middle Divorce

Author:Pamela Anderson

“In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.”

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Author:Woody Allen

“Now I can wear high heels again.”

I Can Divorce Heels High Heels

Author:Nicole Kidman

“Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!”

Divorce Expensive Worth It

Author:Garrison Keillor

“It's cheaper to keep her.”

Divorce Cheaper

Author:Robin Williams

“It just wasn't the fairy tale I had hoped for.”

Divorce Tales Fairy Fairy Tale

Author:Kim Kardashian

“It was a sh*t sandwich.”

Divorce Sandwiches

Author:Kris Humphries

“With The Key, it was, I had gone through a divorce and losing my father, and just kinda really reminiscing about how much I loved the traditional side of country music, so I made a record that was really traditional from start to finish.”

Made Country Father Sides Gone Records Keys Losing Divorce Traditional Reminiscing

Author:Vince Gill

“Your spiritual family is even more important than your physical family because it will last forever. Our families on earth are wonderful gifts from God, but they are temporary and fragile, often broken by divorce, distance, growing old, and inevitably, death.”

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Author:Rick Warren

“One of the tragic consequences of divorce is that the kids are legally obligated by the courts to spend a fixed amount of time with their dads. In normal families, dads and children happily ignore each other.”

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Book:Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera

Source: Youth in Revolt: Now a major motion picture from Dimension Films starring Michael Cera

“I knew the man up until our divorce - after that I didn't know the man, but it didn't stop me caring about him and worrying because of the complete change that I saw in him. He'd lost his sense of humour and he got aggressive; he wasn't for the world any more, he was just for Yoko. Before that he opened his arms and embraced the world with his wit and humour - afterwards he was a completely different kind of person.”

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Author:Cynthia Lennon

“In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.”

“Is a Christian- one who communicates daily with the Creator- to divorce himself from the things God created and intended man to have, and which demonstrate the fact that man has been made in the image of God? In other words, are we who have been made in the image of our creator to be less creative than those who do not know the Creator? The Christian should have more vividly expressed creativity in his daily life.”

Knows Men Should Has Beens Made Facts Christian Creativity Creative Should Have Communicate Creator Divorce Daily Life God Image

Author:Edith Schaeffer

“I lost 28 pounds in my divorce... because that's what a soul weighs.”

Soul Lost Divorce Pounds

Author:Christopher Titus

“I didn't expect to be doing a whole bunch of Amber Browns. And because it was just one book, and the father had moved away, I didn't realize I was going to have to deal more with shared custody, divorce and all those issues”

Book Whole Father Realizing Deals Issues Moved Divorce Bunch Just One Amber Custody Joint Custody

Author:Paula Danziger

“When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife.”

Men Turns Wife Divorce Mistress

Author:Arthur Golden

“I got a divorce eleven years later on the grounds of cruelty, which is still not easy in England.”

Years Stills Easy England Divorce Cruelty Eleven

Author:Dinah Sheridan

“Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.”

Persons Kids Divorce Adjustment

Author:Peter Andre

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