Divorce Quotes
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Divorce Quotes
“The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.”
“It is he who has broken the bond of marriage - not I. I only break its bondage.”
“If it isn't a success, that still wouldn't be grounds for divorce.”
“Any woman who votes for no-fault divorce is like a turkey voting for Thanksgiving.”
“You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.”
“She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.”
“Criticism is the seed of divorce, and it develops rebellion in our young.”
“Mommy would never divorce Daddy. He's just like one of the family.”
“If these two couldn't divorce why on earth would we expect them to get married?”
“All my wives were great housekeepers. After every divorce, they kept the house.”
“I had a really kind of yucky divorce and it was really challenging to get over that.”