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“Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.”

Ifs Knows Men Heart Stars Food Blue Green Diamond Bowls Orange Purple Acid Cereal Clovers Flashback Horseshoes

Author:David Henry

“Leave your drugs in the chemist's pot if you can heal the patient with food.”

Ifs Inspiring Food Drug Patient Heal Pot Chemist Ayurveda Health Nutrition Food Medicine

Author:Hippocrates

“I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.”

Ifs Hate Justice Food Humorous Cooking Glad Culinary Spinach

Author:Clarence Darrow

“Truffles must come to the table in their own stock and as you break open this jewel sprung from a poverty-stricken soil, imagine - if you have never visited it - the desolate kingdom where it rules.”

Ifs Poverty Break Imagine Food Tables Cooking Kingdoms Soil Culinary Jewels Desolate Sprung Truffles

Author:Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'”

Ifs Thinking Said I Can Wanted Funny Four Cutting Food Eight Pizza Waitress Funny Food Fresh Food Delicious Food Fun Food

Author:Yogi Berra

“What I love about cooking is that after a hard day, there is something comforting about the fact that if you melt butter and add flour and then hot stock, it will get thick! It's a sure thing! It's a sure thing in a world where nothing is sure; it has a mathematical certainty in a world where those of us who long for some kind of certainty are forced to settle for crossword puzzles.”

Ifs World Kind Long Hard Facts Food Hot Cooking Add Certainty Mathematical Settling Thick Soup Puzzles Comforting Flour Sure Thing Crosswords Hard Days

Author:Nora Ephron

“Some people kiss as if they were eating watermelon”

People Ifs Food Kissing Eating Cooking Culinary

Author:Saadat Hasan Manto

“He'd noticed that sex bore some resemblance to cookery: it fascinated people, they sometimes bought books full of complicated recipes and interesting pictures, and sometimes when they were really hungry they created vast banquets in their imagination - but at the end of the day they'd settle quite happily for egg and chips. If it was well done and maybe had a slice of tomato.”

“What good is it if you talk in flowers, and they think in pastry?”

Ifs Thinking Food Flower Brilliant Pastries

Author:Ashleigh Brilliant

“Don't take a butcher's advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he'd be a chef.”

Ifs Advice Food Cooking Cooks Meat Culinary Chef Butchers

Book:Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

Source: Andy Rooney: 60 Years of Wisdom and Wit

“If you are what you eat then feed me dope.”

Ifs Food Dope

Author:Big Daddy Kane

“It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.”

Ifs Wells May Done Asks Food Willing Cooking Library Settling Culinary Beef Well Done Gravy Roast Beef

Author:Marian Burros

“If you don't love life you can't enjoy an oyster; there is a shock of freshness to it and intimations of the ages of man, some piercing intuition of the sea and all its weeds and breezes. [They] shiver you for a split second.”

Ifs Men Age Enjoy Sea Food Intuition Shock Love Life Weed Splits Breeze Oysters Freshness Shiver Piercings

Author:Eleanor Clark

“I was trampled to death by a man who believed his luggage would be the first piece off. If he were an experienced traveler, he would know that the first piece of luggage belongs to no one. It's just a dummy suitcase to give everyone hope.”

Ifs Knows Men Giving Firsts Humor Would Be Funny Pieces Food Humorous Traveler Airports Airline Suitcases Luggage Dummy Air Travel

Author:Erma Bombeck

“The spirit cannot endure the body when overfed, but, if underfed, the body cannot endure the spirit.”

Ifs Body Spirit Food Healthy Eating Cooking Endure Culinary Healthy Eating

Author:Saint Francis de Sales

“If in so many parts of the world there are children who have nothing to eat, that's not news, it seems normal. It cannot be this way!”

Ifs World Way Children Seems Food Normal News Hunger

Author:Pope Francis

“My mother was a good recreational cook, but what she basically believed about cooking was that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you.”

Ifs Hard Mother Food Cooking Cooks Culinary Home Cooking

Author:Nora Ephron

“When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.”

“People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have thought of adding fresh lime juice to scalloped potatoes try to understand that there must be a reason for this.”

People Ifs Trying Years Firsts Has Beens Reason Food Eating Cooking Culinary Potatoes Juice Limes Cooking And Eating

Book:The Fran Lebowitz Reader

Source: The Fran Lebowitz Reader

“Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the lawn. I can't help people like that.”

People Ifs I Can Helping Food Cooking Ass Necks Lawns Appetizers

Author:Coolio

“It has always pleased me to read while eating if I have no companion; it gives me the society I lack. I devour alternately a page and a mouthful; it is as though my book were dining with me.”

Ifs Giving Book Food Eating Pages Give Me Companion Dining

Author:Jean-Jacques Rousseau

“Taking food alone tends to make one hard and coarse. Those accustomed to it must lead a Spartan life if they are not to go downhill. Hermits have observed, if for only this reason, a frugal diet. For it is only in company that eating is done justice; food must be divided and distributed if it is to be well received.”

Ifs Wells Hard Reason Done Justice Company Food Eating Diets Divided Accustomed Coarse Hermits Frugal

Book:Selected Writings: 1913-1926

Source: Selected Writings: 1913-1926

“As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."”

Ifs Said Stories Humor Funny Past Worry Food Type Humorous Window Planes Sat Bob Jet Airline Obsolete Aircraft Colonels Air Travel Swapping

Author:Bob Hope

“If the security personnel do their job properly, they just might cause you to miss your plane, thereby possibly saving your life.”

Ifs Humor Might Funny Jobs Causes Security Missing Food Humorous Saving Planes Airline Personnel Air Travel Saving Your Life

Book:Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

Source: Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need

“The planes are crowded and noisy and late, and everybody hates everybody. If armed terrorists had tried to hijack any of the flights I've been on lately, we passengers would have swiftly beaten them to death with those hard rolls you get with your in-flight meals.”

Ifs Hard Humor Funny Hate Food Late Humorous Terrorist Flight Planes Meals Beaten Crowded Airline Passengers Noisy Air Travel

Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“If Charles Lindbergh, flying with no instruments other than a bologna sandwich, managed to cross the Atlantic and land safely on a runway completely covered with French people, why are today's airplanes, which are equipped with radar and computers and individualized liquor bottles, unable to cope with fog?”

People Ifs Humor Today Funny Land Food Computer Humorous Crosses Instruments Flying Covered Bottles Airplane Fog Sandwiches Airline Liquor Radar Runway Air Travel Bologna

Book:Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

Source: Dave Barry's Greatest Hits

“Children, not a grain of the food we eat is made purely by our own effort. What comes to us in the form of food is the work of others, the bounty of Nature and God's compassion. Even if we have millions of dollars, we still need food to satisfy our hunger. Can we eat dollars? Therefore, never eat anything without first praying with humility.”

Ifs Needs Firsts Children Made Stills Form Effort Compassion Millions Food Humility Praying Dollars Hunger Grain Bounty God And Nature

Author:Mata Amritanandamayi

“Do not use intoxicants of any sort. We who should be serving the world should not ruin our health by smoking and drinking. The money we waste on these things can be used for so many useful things. With the money we smoke away, we can buy an artificial leg for one who has lost a leg, pay for an eye operation for someone with a cataract, or buy a wheelchair for a polio victim. Or, if nothing else, we can buy some spiritual books for the local library.”

“The mental disposition of the one who prepares the food is transmitted to all those who consume it. Therefore, as far as possible the mothers should do the cooking for the entire family. If it is done while chanting the mantra, the food will benefit everyone in a spiritual way.”

Ifs Way Should Done Spiritual Mother Food Benefits Cooking Disposition Mantras Chanting

Author:Mata Amritanandamayi

“If we have some pet animals, we should feed them also before taking our food. Perceive God in every living being and feed them with that attitude.”

Ifs Should Animal Attitude Food Perceive Pet Pet Animals

Author:Mata Amritanandamayi

“If Leekes you like, but do their smell dis-like, Eat Onyons, and you shall not smell the Leeke; If you of Onyons would the scent expell, Eat Garlicke, that shall drowne the Onyons' smell.”

Ifs Food Smell Scent

Author:William Kitchiner

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